Match #7 Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit
Angle and Benoit started off the match with many technical moves and grappled for quite some time. Angle started off and hit the back breaker on Benoit. He was down on the mat and he got him in a reverse bear hug in the middle of the ring. They got up and Angle hit a backdrop on him and then backed him into the corner and went to work on him.
Angle picked Benoit out of the corner, but Benoit countered him and slammed his shoulder into the opposing ringpost. Benoit then had advantage in the match. He took Angle down in the middle of the ring and then kicked him in the gut and then went for the Belly-to-Belly, but Angle kicked him and hit the move on him. Both men were down after the suplex.
Benoit got up and went for the German suplex, but Angle countered again and hit 2 on him. Benoit then countered him and hit the German suplex on him. Angle hit another German suplex on Benoit and then waited for him to get to his feet. He went for the Angle slam and Benoit countered and hit the biggest German suplex of all time and Angle landed on his front side.
Benoit went for a high-risk move, but Angle caught him and arm-dragged him off the top. Benoit grabbed Angle and flipped over him and rolled him up for the pin. Benoit got him in the Crippler Crossface and Angle broke free, but then Benoit got him in the hold again. Angle reversed and got Benoit in the Ankle lock. Benoit inched toward the ropes and finally made it to break the hold. Angle let him free and then synched the hold even tighter. Angle dropped the hold and Benoit scrambled and pinned Angle, getting his feet on the ropes for leverage and won the match.
Winner: Chris Benoit
Brock Lesnar was interviewed in the backstage area. Paul Heyman said everything had gotten very personal, because someone trying to take his title is something he takes personally. Brock then said he was not sorry for what he did to Taker’s wife and he said when you have no remorse, you have no problem being Unforgiven.
Hot Lesbian Action
Eric Bischoff came down to the ring with two lesbians. He said that LA has always stood for Los Angeles, but not tonight. It would stand got Lesbian Action… Hot Lesbian Action! The crowd erupted and then he introduced the two ladies. Bischoff asked the ladies to provide a sneak preview to what they were going to see. The girls started to go at it and Eric stopped them before they kissed and said he changed his mind and only Stephanie would be taking part in the HLA.
Stephanie came down to the ring and Eric told her he had two lesbians tonight so they could have a little three-way. He said they were going to start by removing some of their clothing. The lesbians got their shirts off and then helped Stephanie take off her jacket. He asked the ladies to give her a back rub to loosen some of the tension. He then said he wanted them to give her a full body massage. After that, he decided the foreplay was over and he wanted to see the action. They leaned in to kiss Stephanie and Eric stopped the action again and mad the lesbians leave and made Stephanie stay in the ring with him.
Bischoff then said he wanted this to be humiliating for Stephanie and so he got the fattest, ugliest lesbian for her to get it on with. The music hit and a large woman came down to the ring. He said the woman, Hildagar was not only a lesbian, but had served prison time, so she was used to this. They started going at it and Stephanie was slapping the big ‘woman’s’ ass. Hildagar sidekicked Bischoff in the face and then took off the make-up to reveal that it was none other than Rikishi. He slammed his huge ass into Bischoff’s face and then his music hit and him and Stephanie started dancing in the ring.
Match #8 WWE Undisputed Championship Match
Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman vs. The Undertaker
Lesnar came down to the ring and paced around the Undertaker. He then got in the face of Taker. Undertaker shoved the Champion back and then they circled eachother in the ring. They locked up and Taker threw Brock completely out of the ring. Brock was pissed and ran back in the ring and got him in the side headlock. Brock hit the ropes and hit the shoulder block on Taker and then Taker got up and clotheslined Brock out of the ring.
Heyman consulted Brock on the outside and he paced the ring a bit before he got back in to face Undertaker. Brock got Taker in a reverse hammerlock, but Taker countered and rammed the shoulder into Brock. Brock then countered and got Taker back in the corner and drove his shoulder into Taker’s mid-section. Taker then bounced back and powerslammed Brock and went for the pin in the middle of the ring, but he kicked out.
Undertaker went up top and hit the old school walk the ropes and nailed Brock. Heyman got on the ropes to distract the ref and Undertaker hit him with the big boot and then Brock grabbed Taker and hit a vertical suplex on him in the middle of the ring. They fought to the outside and Brock slammed Taker into the ringpost and then got him back in the ring and went for the victory, but Taker kicked out.
Taker began to battle back and he whipped Brock off the ropes, but he countered and hit the scoop powerslam on him and then went to work on the ribs of Taker. He punched away at Taker’s ribs and then got him in another bear hug from behind.
Brock hit a German suplex on Taker and then went back to the bear hug and hit another one. Taker finally shook Brock off and knocked him to the outside. Taker then went to work on Brock’s mid-section. Taker then nailed Brock with a right hand that sent him out of the ring.
On the outside, Taker slammed Brock into the timekeeper’s table and then rammed him into the steps. They got back in the ring and Brock backed Taker into the ropes and worked him over. Taker then got up and fought back. He landed punches and backed him into the corner and then nailed him with a clothesline in the corner.
Brock hit the ropes and Taker hit the big boot to the face and then went for the cover, but Brock kicked out. He went for the Tombstone and then went for the pin, but Heyman pulled on the foot of The Undertaker and the match went on. Taker then got Brock into the corner and then pulled him out and tried to whip him back in, but the ref was knocked out. Taker hit the choke slam, but there was no ref to make the count.
Matt Hardy then ran down and tried to take out Undertaker, but he got the Last Ride aka Tombstone. Brock then leveled Taker with a spinebuster and somehow the challenger kicked out. Brock threw blows at Taker and then he fired back and hit a DDT on the Champion. He kicked out of the pin attempt by Undertaker.
The referee was knocked out again and both men went down on a move. Heyman brought a chair into the ring for Brock, but Taker blocked the chair shot with a big boot. Taker grabbed the chair and leveled Brock with the chair to the head. He nailed him again and took him out of the ring.
Taker went to the outside and took Paul Heyman out by tossing him into the crowd. He then grabbed Brock and got him back in the ring. Brock was bleeding and Taker whipped him off the ropes and hit the big boot again and then the leg drop. Brock again kicked out at 2.
Taker went for the Last Ride again, but Brock countered and went for the F5. Brock rammed Taker into the corner and the two were exchanging blows and the ref broke them up. Brock attacked the ref and then tackled Taker and was pummeling him in the corner. The bell sounded and the match was over and officials came out to break the two up. Taker ran in and hit the choke slam on Brock. The Champ left the ring with Paul Heyman and Taker ran after him in the aisle and they battled to the entrance area and Taker slammed Brock through the huge Unforgiven sign as the PPV went off the air.
Winner: No Contest, Brock Lesnar retains the WWE SmackDown! Championship 