Eternal Allegiance - Celebrity Gossip

Go Back   Eternal Allegiance - Celebrity Gossip > Eternal-Allegiance Forums > Sports Fans


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 04-26-2006, 03:11 PM   #131
Finlay Benoit Carlito
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: A
Posts: 2,079
Default

Preview For Smackdown:

Rey Mysterio is set to go one on one with Kurt Angle in defence of the world heavyweight title! I cannot wait to see this match because it was the one I wanted to see since before Wrestlemania and it will kick serious ass! And its's in my homeland too! Maybe someone up there wa saving this one for me!

Plus a king of the ring match where Lashley ought to defeat Henry and JBL is in action defending against England's finest.

Cant wait for this one!
Duffyboy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2006, 01:03 AM   #132
NDD
Off the sinking ship
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 6,837
Default

Well well well. If it isn't Mark Henry, the World's Strongest Sore Loser. What is this, the second World Heavyweight title match he's ruined in the current year, not even including the one he competed in?

Why won't he just fucking go away? When did WWE all of a sudden think he was worth as much as they make him out to be? It's all so pointless. I have not met one person yet who takes that stupid son of a bitch seriously. What's worse is that he's probably going to just get handed a World Title opportunity even though his stupid fat ass couldn't even win a first round match in the King of the Ring tourney.

I'm about ready to wish injury on Mark Henry. It'll serve him right for all the people he injures and all the perfectly good title matches he ruins.

He can go fuck himself with an iron stick.
NDD is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2006, 09:40 AM   #133
Finlay Benoit Carlito
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: A
Posts: 2,079
Default

Basically NDD Mark Henry benefits from the Kevin Nash method of booking. "We're paying him main event money ($250,000 per year), so we'll give him a main event spot to justify it".

Sounds fair enough.....untill you consider that this contract was signed TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO. And in that time he's demonstrated nothing worthy of main event status or even a spot in the WWE par ce.

And it sucks. Because a 15 minute match between Rey Mysterio and Kurt Angle in my home country should be absolutley fool proof. And it's ruined by the worlds strongest fool!

Right so here's the mess we're left in. 1) Rey Mysterio again didn't beat Angle clean. How the fuck are we supposed to buy him as a creditible champ and silence the boo-boys after that! 2) JBL retained the US title against a English hero in England. JBL is supposed to be challenging Rey or Angle so what does anybody gain from that? 3) Lashley doesn't go over clean and then gets a hiding at the end. Way to make your KOTR semi finalist look like a fucking weakling WWE!

Overall the action on Smackdown was good but it asked more stupid questions than it answered.
Duffyboy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2006, 04:05 PM   #134
Finlay Benoit Carlito
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: A
Posts: 2,079
Default

OK just watched Smackdown here on Sky TV. A couple of in detail pointers and an in depth review will now follow.

The Review

How in the fuck do you justify jobbing 619 clean to the worlds strongest ineptitude? And now in his hometown Rey Mysterio must face the Shit Khali next week.

Speaking of the Shit Khali, he ruined a potentially great cruisers match. Shoving and Choping and throwing someone out of the ring does not a wrestler make.

As for the rest of the show, KOTR match was a good technical bout and Gymini VS Sotty and Funaki was ok.

But again sadly my only lasting memory of this show will be Mark Henry. I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry, I hate Mark Henry.

Almost as much as I hate Chris Masters but I'll get to that on RAW.
Duffyboy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2006, 07:55 PM   #135
NDD
Off the sinking ship
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 6,837
Default

I agree with you wholeheartedly on your entire post, Duff. Finlay/Benoit was the highlight of the night. Too bad it couldn't end clean.

Mark Henry...don't get me restarted. I hate him too.

Side note: Mizark won tonight's match in the EXACT same way he beat Rey clean a few months ago. Catch Rey while laying down, roll backward, hang on, World's Fattest Slam, 1-2-3. Rey's championship credibility is almost non existent now. Amazingly, he'll still win at Judgment Day, as my prediction goes.

Great Kahli...what can be said about Great Kahli that hasn't already been said about the experience of having explosive diahrrea?

I suppose we're looking at a Cruiserweight Fatal Four Way at J-Day cause that's how Smackdown! rolls. Don't promote an individual cruiserweight unless he's actually the champ. And when he's the champ, keep promotion of said cruiserweight to an absolute minimum. When there's a SD PPV, throw them all in the ring together to make it look like they haven't been totally ignored.
NDD is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 05-05-2006, 08:27 PM   #136
Shawn<3 7-22-03
 
Maybabygirl0501's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Orange Country, Calif
Posts: 4,346
Default

I think next week on SD, the Rey and Great Kahli will end in a no contest or a DQ. I can see Undertaker returning that night.
Maybabygirl0501 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 05-06-2006, 04:07 PM   #137
Finlay Benoit Carlito
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: A
Posts: 2,079
Default

Next weeks Smackdown.

Lashley VS Finlay

Power VS Technicality. Yep that should be good enough with a few cans next Friday. Winner faces Bookerman at Judgement Day.

The Shit Khali VS Rey Mysterio

I cant honestly say this looks good for 6-1-9. He was jobbed clean to Mark Henry and they aren't gonna slow down project Shit Khali before Jedgement Day.
Duffyboy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 05-06-2006, 06:30 PM   #138
Feeble Poster
 
RSP2006's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Maumee, OH
Posts: 312
Eek!

Hey guys! Here are your results from a very surprising Friday Night SmackDown! It's sure to continue next week, especially in the main event. With that, here are your results from last night's Friday Night SmackDown!





A Man Of His Word
By Louie Dee
May 5th, 2006


Photos From The Show: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/
Videos From The Show: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/videos/

World Champion Rey Mysterio has many enviable qualities, but being a man of his word might be the one that ends up costing him the World Heavyweight Championship.

As Friday Night SmackDown began in Cincinnati this week, Rey came out to the ring and said that every day he has the World Heavyweight Championship is a gift. As he was about to share his thoughts on last week’s match with Kurt Angle, Rey was interrupted by his Judgment Day opponent, United States Champion JBL.

In typical JBL fashion, the transplanted New Yorker began to degrade Rey because of his Mexican heritage, comparing the World Champion to a masked illegal immigrant. He then said that while illegals have a place in JBL’s America (like mowing lawns and taking out trash), Rey doesn’t deserve to be champion. When Mysterio told JBL that he’d fight anybody at any time, the United States Champion seized the opportunity, goading Rey into a match against Mark Henry. Being a man of his word, Mysterio had no choice but to face the World’s Strongest Man.

The non-title match was made, and JBL sat in on commentary. Rey tried to use his quickness to avoid Henry, but the World’s Strongest Man used his overwhelming size and power advantage to keep Rey down. Miraculously, Rey was able to escape Henry’s attack, nailing the World’s Strongest Man with a Seated Senton and a 619. However, when Rey springboarded off the ropes again, Henry was ready, catching the champion and dropping him with a World’s Strongest Slam for the three count, earning a pinfall over the World Heavyweight Champion.

The victory wasn’t enough for Henry, though. He tossed Rey out of the ring and dragged him up the entranceway. With his motive for attacking Kurt Angle last week still unclear, Henry appeared to try to injure Rey the same way. With Rey prone on the floor, Henry climbed up onto the stage and prepared to splash his 400 pound frame onto the World Champion. Thankfully for Rey, JBL came down and stopped the World’s Strongest Man from finishing the deed, promising Henry the first chance at the World Heavyweight Championship after Judgment Day. Seizing another opportunity to hold Rey at his word, JBL told the beaten champion that next week in San Diego, he will take on the 7 foot 3, 420 pound Great Khali. San Diego is Rey’s hometown, and all of his family and friends will be in attendance next week. Rey is a man of his word, but is faced with an opponent literally twice his size; will his family be watching him get slaughtered next Friday night?

Mysterio wasn’t the only champion scheduled for action Friday night, as WWE Tag Team Champions MNM were set to defend their gold against Paul London & Brian Kendrick. The challengers, who hold four consecutive wins over the champions, entered the ring first. Melina then came out alone, and as she was set to do her signature entrance, she waved to the back. Instead, Mercury & Nitro came from behind, ambushing the challengers with their championships. The match never officially got underway, as MNM brutalized London & Kendrick, nailing them each with a Snapshot before walking away. I said it last week, and I’ll say it again: it seems to me that MNM are scared of London & Kendrick, and will do anything to protect their championship.

Also on SmackDown, Finlay took on Chris Benoit in the final opening-round match of the King of the Ring Tournament. Both men are veterans and accomplished mat wrestlers, and the majority of the match saw them trying to out-wrestle each other. Despite being busted open, Benoit avoided a charge by Finlay late in the match, nailing him with a trio of German Suplexes. After Benoit missed a flying headbutt, Finlay grabbed his weapon of choice, the trusty shillelagh; the Rabid Wolverine was able to avoid an attack and send Finlay to the floor, and the Irishman dropped the weapon on his way out. As referee Nick Patrick turned his back to the action to dispose of the shillelagh, Finlay grabbed a chair from ringside and jammed it into Benoit’s throat. He followed that up quickly with his signature Celtic Cross, getting the pin to advance in the tournament. Next week, the fighting Irishman will face a man who has never beaten him, Bobby Lashley, in the semi-finals.

King of the Ring finalist Booker T was also in action, in a rematch against Gunner Scott. Gunner defeated Booker three weeks ago, and once again the young protégé of Chris Benoit gave the 5-time WCW Champion all he could handle. In the end, it was Sharmell’s interference that propelled Booker to victory; Sharmell tripped Gunner as he ran the ropes, allowing Booker to nail the Scissors Kick for the pinfall.

After the match, Booker stood on the announcers’ table and said that it didn’t matter whether it was Finlay or Chris Benoit, he would win the King of the Ring tournament and everyone will bow down to King Booker. Later in the night, after Finlay had defeated Benoit, Bobby Lashley came to Booker’s dressing room. He took exception to the fact that Booker forgot to mention his name in the earlier post-match speech. Booker tried to brush the youngster off, telling Lashley he was no match for him, and that he’s never beaten Finlay anyway. The soft-spoken Lashley simply stated that he will beat Finlay next week and then beat Booker in the finals at Judgment Day to win the tournament. To punctuate his point, Lashley finished his statement off by using Booker’s signature phrase “Can you dig it, sucka?” He may be soft-spoken, but even though he’s never beaten Finlay, Lashley has something to prove next week; in my estimation, the Bookerman might want to think twice about overlooking Lashley.

In addition to the King of the Ring finals, two new matches were made for Judgment Day. Rumors had swirled that Jillian challenged Melina for Judgment Day, and that match was made official. Also, Theodore Long caught up with Daivari and The Great Khali backstage, telling them that Khali had been challenged by Undertaker for a match at Judgment Day. Long handed Khali a contract, and later in the night, the match was made official. Khali later used SmackDown to show off his strength; the massive newcomer interrupted a Triple Threat Match to determine the number one contender for the Cruiserweight Championship, destroying participants Nunzio, Super Crazy of the Mexicools and Kid Kash. We know what Khali is thinking heading into Judgment Day, but you have to wonder…what state of mind is Undertaker in? Did he make the right choice? After watching Khali destroy three men on Friday night, is there any doubt in the Deadman’s mind?

Tatanka’s initiation onto the Lakota Tribe began this week, as he took part in the Inipi, a ceremony of purification. SmackDown cameras caught up with several Lakota tribe members, who described what the ceremony entails. The Native American warrior successfully completed the Inipi purification ritual, and next week, he will officially join the Lakota tribe.

Also, The Gymini continued to look impressive, defeating Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki in quick fashion.

Matches

The Gymini def. Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki
Mark Henry def. World Heavyweight Champion Rey Mysterio (Non-Title Match)
WWE Tag Team Champions MNM vs. Paul London & Brian Kendrick (Match Never Began)
Finlay def. Chris Benoit (King of the Ring Tournament Match)
Booker T def. Gunner Scott
Kid Kash vs. Super Crazy vs. Nunzio (No Contest)
__________________
Joanna "JoJo" Levesque: "The High Road" In Stores 9/19/06
A BIG Thanks To My-JoJo.net & Katharine Source.com For The Banners


RSP2006 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2006, 08:17 AM   #139
Finlay Benoit Carlito
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: A
Posts: 2,079
Default

You know what I dont understand the most? JBL goes on about immigrants but he always finds a non white person to do his work! Mark Henry, Daivari, Khali etc....! Whassupwitdat!
Duffyboy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2006, 09:37 AM   #140
NDD
Off the sinking ship
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 6,837
Default

Well I think it's because black people and Indian people can't just sneak across a border overnight like it's nothing and just go about their new American life. I think his main problem is with Mexicans.

Yep, unless Batista comes back within the next couple months, I think we're looking at a reincarnation of 2004's JBL/Guerrero feud. This could go on all summer.
NDD is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Reddit!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:54 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.1.0


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19