Smackdown Results November 20th:
Vince McMahon's music hit in the arena and he made his way out to the ring on crutches with his right foot in a cast and Sable by his side and this is the aftermath of his match against the Undertaker at the Survivor Series this past Sunday night on pay per view!
As he was getting in the ring, Vince McMahon looked to be in excruciating pain and Sable went and fetched a mic for the WWE owner.
Vince told the fans that if he could have some common decency for once, he'd appreciate it. At the Survivor Series, courtesy of the Undertaker, he endured more human suffering than he's ever endured in his life! He's lucky to be alive. Did you see what he did to Mr. McMahon? He pummeled him, he kept striking him in the head. He was bleeding from his head, nose and ears! He bled so much for the first time in his life, he had to have a transfusion!
It gave him a concussion, damnit! He wrapped Vince's legs around the ring post and drove his pelvis into that steel pole! He practically pulverized his privates! And if it hadn't have been for a little therapeutic massage, he doesn't think he'd be standing before us tonight. But that's not all he did, he took Vince to the outside of the ring and shattered his ankle with the steel steps. But that's not the worst of it; as he gallantly and bravely pulled himself back to his feet, he turned around and the Undertaker had a shovel in his hands. And he blasted him in the head with a shovel, a shovel damnit. Vince doesn't remember much after that, but the next thing he remembers is that he was at ringside and he never lost hope or faith and then there it was, that beacon of light; that higher power and that was an avenging angel and he struck the Undertaker down. That avenging angel buried the Undertaker alive and that avenging angel's name is the Undertaker's brother himself, Kane! And that's why in a bit of gratitude, he invited Kane to be with them tonight. Just for a special occasion, he invited Kane to deliver the Undertaker's eulogy here tonight. Even though Vince's body is wracked with pain, somehow he feels overjoyed. He feels overjoyed because as we speak, the Undertaker's corpse is rotting. He feels overjoyed because as we speak, somewhere down in the depths of hell, the Undertaker's soul is being personally tortured by the devil himself! And he feels overjoyed because he knows that like the Undertaker, they've all fallen at his feet in one way or another, he stands before us today and he feels more powerful than he's ever felt in his life. Vince feels unstoppable; invincible even! Vince said that he feels untouchable and then he started to leave the ring but John Cena's music hit; "So, you think you're untouchable?"
John Cena took the mic and instead of saying "Yo, yo, yo," he said "Yow, yow, yow," because they're in Houston. Cena then went into a rap, saying John Cena's untouchable, Vince just has nothing to touch.
Cena continued on with his rap, angering the chairman of the WWE and then he left the ring with Vince McMahon about to pop a vein.
Team Lesnar was shown in the locker room and Brock Lesnar was pacing back and forth, looking down at his team. Lesnar asked them if they had any idea what they put him through this week. Do they have any idea what he's been going through last Sunday. It was them who lost to Kurt Angle's team at Survivor Series. Because of them, Brock tapped out to Chris Benoit. Because of them, he has to listen to those people say "You tapped out." Brock asked them if they have any idea how degrading that is? Brock Lesnar is the WWE Champion, get a good look at it, maybe you'll become it if you step up to the plate. Brock said that he deserves some respect around here and respect is what he's going to get. Brock told them that he has spoken to Paul Heyman to address this issue.
Tonight, Matt Morgan, Nathan Jones, A-Train and Big Show, each one of them is going to get a chance to redeem themselves for what they did last Sunday. Starting off with his first problem, a problem that has been messing with him this entire week; Chris Benoit. Tonight, Chris Benoit is going to face Nathan Jones. What does Nathan think about that? Nathan pumped himself up and said "Yeah" as Brock told him that he's one ugly bastard and that's what he likes about him. Brock told Nathan to squish Benoit like the parasite that he is and to make sure of that, Brock will be in Nathan's corner. Now onto his second problem, John Cena. The guy that pinned The Big Show last Sunday to gain the victory for Kurt Angle's team. The guy that took a 500 pound, 7 foot tall giant, picked him up over his head and gave him the FU. What is he going to do about it? Big Show said that he wants John Cena and Brock told him good, because he's got John Cena tonight. Brock then sent his team on their way, telling them that they disgust him.
Akio vs. Rey Mysterio
Rey Mysterio's music hit in the arena and he made his way out to the ring for a one on one contest against Akio, who was accompanied to the ring by Tajiri and Sakata.
Akio went for a clothesline on Rey Mysterio and Rey ducked it and Akio whipped Rey off the ropes and Rey caught Akio in a tilt a whirl but Akio landed on his feet at the start of the match.
Akio went for a suplex.
Rey got out of it and he shoved Akio into the ropes but Akio came back with a full force clothesline to send Mysterio spinning in the air.
Akio went to the top rope and it looked as if he was going for a splash but Rey Mysterio got up and hit the ropes to knock Akio down on the ropes and into the ring, landing on his groin on the way down.
Rey Mysterio bounced off the ropes and on the way down, he hooked Akio with a tornado DDT down to the mat and then he pinned him for a two count.
Akio laid Mysterio down by the turnbuckle.
He then went for a corkscrew moonsault but Mysterio moved.
Mysterio gave Akio a hurricanrana into the ropes and then he nailed Akio with the 619 and followed it up with the West Coast Pop to get the win!
Paul Heyman was shown backstage on the phone and he walked by someone who was reading the Smackdown! Magazine. Paul took credit for that magazine and then he went looking for Shannon Moore, but came across Shaniqua and the Basham Brothers, who were tied up and Shaniqua was whipping them in a bit of a celebration from their Survivor Series match. Paul bumped into Shannon and asked him if he's aware that Matt Hardy showed up on RAW this past Monday night. It's not Shannon's fault. It's Stephanie's fault for letting Matt's contract fall through the rant. Matt sold out to RAW and Shannon didn't and it's Paul's job to make Shannon Moore into a big star and that starts tonight as his match is next.
Shannon asked Paul who he's wrestling tonight? Paul told Shannon Moore that he's wrestling Matt Morgan and Shannon didn't seem too happy because that could be too much to handle for the young Shannon Moore.
Shannon Moore vs. Matt Morgan
Shannon Moore's music hit in the arena and he made his way out to the ring for a singles contest against the big Matt Morgan.
Shannon approached Matt Morgan and stood in front of him and Morgan nodded in front of Shannon and then Shannon slapped Matt in the face and then kicked him in the leg several times. Shannon went for a head scissors on Morgan but Morgan planted Moore down on the mat.
Shannon Moore went off the ropes but Matt Morgan gave Shannon Moore a boot to the face to knock him down to the mat.
Matt Morgan launched Shannon Moore across the ring with a hip toss and then he launched him over the top rope with the very same hip toss.
Matt then got out of the ring and launched Shannon back into the ring like a dart. Matt pinned Moore but lifted him up off the mat.
Matt Morgan lifted Shannon Moore up and gave him a spinning power bomb down to the mat to pin him for the three count.
A-Train vs. Bradshaw
A-Train's music hit in the arena and he made his way out for a one on one match against Bradshaw.
A-Train met Bradshaw in the aisle way and knocked him down with a clothesline and then he brought him into the ring and continued the beating.
A-Train went for a body slam but Bradshaw got out of it and planted A-Train with a DDT.
Bradshaw gave A-Train a back suplex and then he went to the top rope and came off with a huge shoulder block to knock A-Train down to the mat. Bradshaw pinned him but only got a two count.
A-Train planted Bradshaw with the derailer on the outside of the ring and then A-Train got back in the ring and the referee started the count but A-Train interrupted the count and grabbed Bradshaw and brought him back into the ring and pinned him for a two count.
A-Train went for a Vader bomb but Bradshaw got his foot up into A-Train's face and then he pinned A-Train and used the ropes for leverage but only got a two count.
Bradshaw went for the clothesline from hell but A-Train nailed him with the pump kick and then he pinned him for the three count to pick up the win.
Chris Benoit vs. Nathan Jones
Brock Lesnar's music hit in the arena and he made his way out to the ring as the WWE Heavyweight Champion and he'll be in the corner of Nathan Jones for this one on one match with Nathan Jones against Chris Benoit.
Jones grabbed Chris Benoit and shoved him into the corner but Benoit quickly got out of the corner and chopped away on Nathan Jones.
Nathan Jones launched himself at Chris Benoit but Benoit moved and Jones fell to the outside of the ring. Brock Lesnar then went over to Nathan Jones, telling him to get his ass in the ring and in saying that, Lesnar rolled Jones back into the ring.
Chris Benoit went for the sharpshooter but Nathan Jones powered out of it but then Chris Benoit hooked Nathan Jones in a series of German suplexes. Benoit then went to the top rope and came off with a missile drop kick to the face of Nathan Jones to send him down to the mat. Benoit went back to the top rope for the headbutt but Nathan Jones rolled out of the way.
Nathan Jones went for a gorilla slam but Chris Benoit countered it into the Crossface. Lesnar hopped to the ring apron and Benoit hopped up and knocked Lesnar down to the outside of the ring and then Benoit put Jones back in the Crossface to force him to tap out.
Brock Lesnar attacked Chris Benoit and then he laid him out with the belt. Hardcore Holly came through the crowd and went right at it with Brock Lesnar, taking him to the outside of the ring and whipping him into the security wall. Hardcore Holly put Brock Lesnar in a full nelson and security came out to the arena with Paul Heyman and they restrained Hardcore Holly as Paul E. yelled, saying he wants Holly arrested. The officers then cuffed Hardcore Holly and Heyman got in the ring and said that he gave Holly and Kurt Angle the whole week off and this is how he thanks him? He is trespassing and he is a danger to his liability insurance, his locker room and every single fan in Texas tonight. Paul told Bob Holly that he is going straight to jail! Brock said something to Paul and Paul said that he is right.
Effective this moment; Hardcore Holly is indefinitely suspended! Paul then told the police to take his ass to jail as Brock Lesnar remained in the ring, holding the WWE Championship in the air.
Kane's music hit in the arena and he made his way out to the ring and he's been invited here tonight by Mr. McMahon for the Undertaker's eulogy! Kane said that he came here tonight to give the eulogy for his brother, the Undertaker. The man that he buried alive at Survivor Series, but he can't do that. The truth is, the man that we knew as the Undertaker has been dead for a long time. He and the Undertaker used to share a common bond. They were monsters and they lived to strike fear into the hearts of normal men. That is who they were but his brother committed a sin when he betrayed himself by becoming one of them. Kane knows and he watched as he showed compassion and defended Stephanie McMahon. He watched when he showed weakness to Brock Lesnar. This man was not his brother, this man was not a monster.
A monster shows no compassion. A monster has no weaknesses and his brother was nothing but a fraud! But Kane stopped that. He took this imposter and buried him alive and he enjoyed it. As he looks around, all he sees is a mass of pathetic insects that he could destroy anytime he wanted. But at least the people are true to their nature.
His brother was not, but thanks to Kane, the fans will never have to see his pathetic carcass again. This so called Deadman was dead and buried long before Survivor Series. So all he has to say is rest in peace, my brother. As the segment came to a close, Kane laughed.
Cruiserweight Championship Match - Jamie Noble vs. Tajiri
Jamie Noble made his way out to the ring for a one on one contest against Tajiri for the Cruiserweight Title! Akio and Sakata accompanied Tajiri out to the ring but referee Mike Sparks sent them to the back.
Tajiri went for a clothesline on Noble but Noble ducked it and kicked Tajiri in the gut a few times to start it off.
Tajiri went for the tarantula but Noble blocked it and then Tajiri kicked Noble in the arm to knock him back. Tajiri then went to the top rope but Jamie Noble gave him a number of right hands and then pulled him down from the top rope, slamming him down to the mat.
Jamie Noble went for the Tiger Driver but Tajiri gave him a slingshot and Noble caught onto the ropes and jumped at Tajiri but Tajiri knocked Jamie Noble down to the mat with a hard kick to the head. Tajiri then pinned Noble but only got a two count.
Jamie Noble eventually gave Tajiri the tiger bomb.
And then he pinned him but only got a two count as he got his foot on the rope.
Someone started coming down the aisle and it was Nidia with dark shades on and she was trying to make her way to the ring but was unable to see. With Noble distracted, Tajiri rolled Noble up for the three count to get the win and retain the title.
Jamie Noble got out of the ring to check on Nidia and then he helped her to the back as she was unable to see.
Haas and Benjamin were shown backstage and they thanked Heyman for the opportunity tonight. They aren't pissed at Heyman, but they are pissed at the Guerreros for putting them on the shelf for two months and tonight, Los Guerreros are going to find out what it's like to win the shelf life. Shelton left and Haas remained in the room and Heyman said "And?" and Haas left saying, "what he said."
Los Guerreros vs. the World's Greatest Tag Team
Los Guerreros made their way out to the ring in their low rider and this is a tag team match with the Guerreros against Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin, known as the World's Greatest Tag Team!
The World's Greatest Tag Team got right in the ring and went right at it with Los Guerreros, exchanging right hands and Chavo and Shelton started it off legally in the ring.
Charlie Haas went for a Boston crab on Chavo Guerrero but Chavo was able to crawl to the ropes to break the hold.
Chavo Guerrero gave Charlie Haas a springboard bulldog and then Eddie came off the top rope with the frog splash to pin him for the three count to pick up the victory.
Shelton Benjamin shoved Eddie Guerrero out of the ring and then Chavo attacked Shelton only to get taken out by Haas and Benjamin. Haas grabbed a steel chair and gave it to Shelton and Shelton put the chair on Chavo's leg and pulled it back to put pressure on the leg of Chavo Guerrero.
Eddie Guerrero then got in the ring with a steel chair to scare Haas and Benjamin off and Chavo yelled at Eddie, asking where he was. Chavo shoved Eddie back, telling him to leave him alone and Eddie apologized as Chavo continued to spaz out.
Chavo was shown being attended to backstage and Chavo asked Eddie what's going on with him? Something's not right. Last week, he calls for the phony story from the phony cop and Eddie told Chavo not to go there. Chavo told Eddie that he was on an airplane sitting pretty while Chavo was getting his ass beat. And the same thing happens tonight. Eddie told Chavo to calm down and Chavo told Eddie to save it and give him some space. Eddie then left the room and Chavo told the trainer that this hurts and he asked for something for the pain? The trainer told Chavo that he's not a doctor, so he can't give him anything. Chavo told the trainer that he's like the rest of them, it's time he starts relying on his real fans.
Vince McMahon was shown pumping up The Big Show for his one on one match against John Cena, tonight. Vince told Big Show to take Cena out and give him his own version of the FU, in other words, Vince doesn't ever want to see John Cena again. Big Show growled and then went on his way.
Non Title Match - John Cena vs. The Big Show
The Big Show's music hit in the arena and he made his way out to the ring as the United States Champion and this is a non title match against John Cena.
Cena slid into the ring but immediately slid out as The Big Show went after him. After the bell rang, The Big Show slid out of the ring and slowly went after John Cena. Cena got in the ring and then as Big Show was trying to get in the ring, John Cena gave him a baseball slide to the gut.
The Big Show dominated John Cena until Cena pulled Big Show's head onto the top rope.
Moments later, Big Show went for a big boot but Cena ducked it and Big Show got hung up on the ropes. Cena then gave Big Show the 'throwback,' which is a neck breaker and then he pinned him for a two count.
John Cena grabbed a steel chair and brought it into the ring but the referee took it and as the referee disposed of the steel chair, John Cena gave the Big Show a low blow.
John Cena grabbed the steel chain and hit Big Show in the head with it and then he lifted Big Show up over his head for the FU but Cena collapsed and Big Show squashed John Cena on the way down.
On the outside of the ring, The Big Show gave John Cena a choke slam into the steel ring post to lay him out and then he grabbed Cena and rolled him into the ring. The Big Show grabbed the steel steps and tossed them at Cena in the ring but Cena ducked it. The referee then tried to get the steps out of the ring but couldn't. Big Show went for a boot on Cena but Cena ducked it and Big Show knocked the referee out of the ring.
Big Show went to hit Cena with the stairs but Cena gave him a drop kick to the knee to knock him down and on the way down, Big Show's head fell into the steel steps.
Cena then lifted up the steel steps and smashed them into the skull of The Big Show and then he pinned him for the three count as Nick Patrick slid in the ring and made the count.
