Smackdown 19/9:
Pre-Taped Segment:
Undertaker was chasing Brock Lesnar into a car and police ended up restraining him, a continued skit from last week's SmackDown! where Heyman chased Undertaker's pregnant wife, Sara, around the arena.
Pre-Taped Segment:
Eric Bischoff was shown backstage in a locker room that said "RAW" on the door. A woman approached him and either told him to leave the building, or that Stephanie McMahon wants to speak with him in the ring - Ryan didn't catch which one but was told both by different people who did.
Rey Mysterio & Torrie Wilson vs. Jamie Noble & Nidia:
Rey Mysterio and Torrie Wilson defeated Jamie Noble and Nidia in a mixed tag team match. Torrie hit a bronco buster on Nidia, Mysterio followed up with a bronco buster of his own to Nidia. Mysterio won with his usual springboard hurricanrana on Noble.
Winners: Rey Mysterio & Torrie Wilson
Backstage Segment:
Stephanie McMahon backstage segment talking about SmackDown! has been bad lately, told D-Von that she wants him to prove to her that SmackDown! is the better show tonight.
Backstage Segment:
Extra security has been hired by Paul Heyman to protect Brock Lesnar tonight as Undertaker is on a rampage looking for him. Undertaker's wife apparently went into labor this morning.
In-Ring Segment:
Long segment featuring Billy and Chuck, lot of jokes about being gay and not being gay. Kurt Angle interupts, more jokes about gays. Kurt Angle eventually gets angry and challenges Billy or Chuck to a match tonight. Stephanie interupts and says it'll be Kurt Angle and a partner vs. both Billy and Chuck. Angle agrees and allows her to pick his parter for him, which will be none other than his opponent at Unforgiven, Chris Benoit. Kurt Angle made some more jokes about gays, and that just about did it for that segment. So Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit vs. Billy and Chuck, likely the main event, later tonight.
Random Segments:
A new Undertaker "desire" video played, which we recorded the audio for the entire time, as well as a backstage segment with Eddie Guerrero talking to Chavo. You can listen to those by clicking the link at the bottom. He told him Edge has disrespected him for the last time and later tonight he'll pay in a tag team match featuring Eddie Guerrero and Chavo Guerrero vs. Edge and Rikishi.
Eddie & Chavo Guerrero vs. Edge & Rikishi
Eddie and Chavo defeated Edge and Rikishi when Chavo rolled up Edge. After the match Eddie knocked out Edge with a chair, busted him open, got on top of him and cut a promo. Basically hyping their match for Unforgiven which is now confirmed. He then blew him a kiss before leaving.
Winners: Eddie & Chavo Guerrero
Backstage Segment:
Live via satelitte Bischoff is shown preparing for a live discussion with Stephanie, who will be in the ring.
Live Satelitte/In-Ring Segment:
Probably the best update as far as audio goes for the entire night. We got the entire debate between Eric Bischoff, who was live via satelitte and Stephanie McMahon who was in the ring. They pretty much traded words back and forth about who will have to do what - Bischoff, kiss Stephanie's ass, Stephanie - perform hot lesbian action. Crowd got into HLA chants throughout the entire segment. We got the entire segment perfectly recorded from inside the arena and you can listen to the entire segment via audio by clicking the link at the bottom.
Matt Hardy vs. Hurricane:
Matt Hardy defeated Hurricane Helms. Before the match Matt cut a semi-heel promo on Colorado. Said fans here have 70s hairstyles and goofy clothes, interupted by Hurricane, match starts. Match ends when Matt goes for a twiste of fate, Hurricane reverses, Matt low-blows him and hits the twiste of fate for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Matt Hardy
Backstage Segment:
Next up is a backstage segment with Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman. They were about to go out to the parking lot but decided not to because they overheard Undertaker was out there waiting for him. They said that they can wait all night with their extra security, and Undertaker will have to come to them.
New Desire Video:
New Trish Stratus desire video plays. Song by Sheryl Crow, Soak up the Sun to a lot of shots of Trish in bikinis and things like that. Trish did the audio voice-overs like every other Desire video.
Coming Up Next:
Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit both make their entrances, followed by Billy and Chuck. The tag-team match is up next.
Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit vs. Billy & Chuck
Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit defeated Billy and Chuck. Angle and Benoit brawled a bit afterwards.
Winners: Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit
Main-Event Segment:
Then we go to the final segment with Undertaker and Brock Lesnar. 'Taker gets in the ring, calls out Lesnar, eventually Brock comes. Heyman tries stopping him the entire way down the ramp, only for Brock to turn around and deck Heyman to charge the ring. Lesnar and 'Taker brawl for a bit before Matt Hardy interferes. Lesnar and Heyman high-tail it to the back while 'Taker chokeslams Matt Hardy. Undertaker is shown running to the back where a whole group of security guards surround Lesnar and Heyman. Heyman tells Undertaker not to worry about his wife, she's in good hands.
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