RAW Results Thread

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Originally posted by WhatItsLike2bme
It is the WWE saying WE NEED RATINGS HORRIBLY!

Do not think that will work though... or maybe they are trying to start more controversy, or both!

I don't care

[WhoAmI_ea]

That Is Because the only thing u can do is read about it

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Originally posted by WhatItsLike2bme
That Is Because the only thing u can do is read about it

Sadly yes ... and when a few bitches aren't too lazy to put the vids on the site, then I can watch those too

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RAW preview for September 23


Even Triple H had a hard time believing what he saw last night at Unforgiven. The Game found an unlikely ally in Ric Flair, who hammered Rob Van Dam with a sledgehammer and helped the Cerebral Assassin sneak out of Los Angles with a successful title defense. What sparked the formation of this alliance? Tune in tonight at 9/8 CT!

Reports from backstage in Anaheim, Calif., say that Eric Bischoff is ticked off after being outwitted by Stephanie McMahon and suffering from a lengthy Rikishi Stink Face. The Bisch promises to get one up on his arch rival this evening. What will the RAW General Manager have to say about his HLA gone terribly wrong? How will the unpredictable Bischoff save face? Find out on RAW!

The Un-Americans also absorbed a blow by coming up short in an eight-man tag match at the Pay-Per-View. Tonight, Christian and Lance Storm try to get back on track when they put the Tag Team Championship on the line against Kane and a mystery partner. Rumors are swirling in Anaheim over who Kane will team with. Find out who it is tonight!

Trish Stratus burst into tears after winning the WWE Women's Championship on Sunday, but she'll have to put her emotions aside tonight when she defends the title against Molly Holly and Victoria in a Triple Threat Match!

There's plenty more action on tap tonight, including high-flying Jeff Hardy taking on the mammoth Big Show in singles action! All this and much more live on RAW beginning at 9/8 CT!



What will Bisch do?

And could the mysytery partner be Edge?

[NDD]

Well, the Hurricane was Kane's partner. And they won the Tag Titles! This was so great. And the promo after the match was just as good as the match itself. Hurricane was very funny. It looks like our Tag Team Champions are called the Hurri-Kanes!

[MMB]

Hehe, yeah I loved the concept

Big surprise and great push for Helms

[NDD]

I wasn't expecting the Tag Titles to change hands so quickly yet. I figured Christian and Storm would have them for at least a few more months and lose them at a PPV.

[MMB]

I like it more this way ... now the Un-Americans will put everything on everything to get them back ... but they need Test to go for the titles, he's the only one who's a match for Kane ...

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RAW September 30th


We start with Eric Bischoff standing in his ring, alongside injured WWE Superstar Lita! Anyone who wants to check out football had better put their remotes down, because Raw is where the action is. There will be three Title matches tonight: Women's, IC, and World Championships. But it gets even better, because at No Mercy, the IC Champion will face the World Champion, winner takes all. One show, one champion: that's what Raw is all about. Some may say that's a little unorthodox, a little radical, but that's what Eric Bischoff is all about.

Which brings us to Lita, who looks upset with Bischoff. It seems someone at WWE.com asked Lita what she thought was the better show. Her answer comes up on the TitanTron, with Lita claiming SmackDown is far superior to Raw. Bischoff calls Lita a bitch. Afterall, this is coming from someone who thought she was such a star they went to Hollywood and broke her neck, making her worthless. All Lita is saying is that if Bischoff had some respect for the people who work their asses off night after night, maybe they would respect him.

Bischoff says that if Lita wants to keep her new announcing job on Heat, she has about three minutes to change her attitude. Rico, Rosie and Jamal hit the ring, but so does Jeff Hardy. Jeff knocks Rico off the apron, but Jamal superkicks him off the apron. Booker T and Goldust run into the ring and knocks Rosie and Jamal out.

Bischoff backs up the ramp and says that Goldust and Booker T obviously didn't learn their lessons last week. So their match with Rosie and Jamal will start now!

Booker T and Goldust vs. Rosie and Jamal

Rosie and Jamal run in and knock Booker out of the ring. Goldust distracts them long enough for Booker to come in and take them both down with a jumping calf kick. Back elbow by Booker 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Goldust. Goldust thumps Rosie 1-2-broken by Jamal.

As Rico distracts the ref, Rosie and Jamal hit a double flapjack on Goldust. Jamal knees Goldust down and starts choking him on the ropes. Tag to Rosie. Clubs by Rosie, then a shoulder block. Elbow drop by Rosie 1-2-broken by Booker.

As the ref admonishes Booker, Rosie and Jamal doubleteam Goldust. Shoulder thrusts by Jamal, who knocks Booker from the apron. Goldust smashes him into the turnbuckle, but Jamal clotheslines him down. Tag to Rosie. Falling neckbreaker by Goldust. Tag to Booker and Jamal.

Booker with right hands, then a spinning heel kick. He nails Rosie with a reverse thrust kick, then hits Jamal with a flying forearm 1-2-shoulder up.

Knee by Jamal, but Booker hits the jumping calf kick 1-2-Rosie splashes onto Jamal! Booker tosses Rosie out, then hits the Spinaroonie. Scissors kick to Jamal 1-2-broken by Rosie!

Goldust comes in, but Rosie flips him over the top rope, where Rico superkicks him down. Rosie clubs Booker, but the Book hits a double clothesline. Rosie brings Booker down with a front slam and Jamal goes up top for the vertical splash 1-2-3!

In the back, Coach asks Rosie and Jamal what their goal is here, but Rico speaks up and says that the reason he came to Raw is to lead the most dominant team in the WWE to World Tag Team gold. Rosie says no one will get in their way, and Jamal says that if anyone tries, they'll get the Three Minute Warning.

In the back, Christian and Storm argue over who is responsable for losing the Tag Titles. Test and Regal come in and tell them to stop whining like Americans. Regal says that they can show themselves as a dominant force tonight. He tells Storm to get ready for his match with Randy Orton.

In the back, Terri asks Chris Jericho if he's worried about losing his IC TItle to Kane tonight. Jericho says that he's going to beat Kane and go right to the main event of No Mercy. Kane's chances of winning are as real as Terri's chest.

Gregory Helms, mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Globe, comes up and asks what is up with Jericho's belief that he can defeat Kane. Jericho tells him that freaks are not cool. Ask Booker T and Goldust. He's not going to be intimidated by a freak in scary red mask. Kane comes up, but Jericho says the interview is over. Terri asks Kane if he remembers kissing her last week. She calls him in close and returns the kiss. She walks off, and Kane tells Helms that chicks dig the mask.

Lance Storm vs. Randy Orton

Storm begins by clubbing Orton down, but Orton hits a flying forearm. Elbows by Orton, then a neckbreaker. In the back, Christian laughs at Storm's lack of success. Just as quickly, Storm hits a diving elbow 1-2-shoulder up.

Choke in the corner by Storm, then a clothesline. Crossface chickenwing by Storm, but Orton elbows out. Orton goes up top and hits a flying crossbody 1-2-shoulder up.

Storm hits a jawbreaker, but Orton catches the Superkick. Storm rolls him up and looks for the Half Crab, but Orton cradles him 1-2-kickout. Storm pulls Orton down and rolls him up, but Orton rolls through. Storm reverses and grabs the tights, but Orton is again able to roll through 1-2-3!

Christian goes the announce booth and grabs JR's hat. He doesn't know who should feel more stupid: Storm for losing all the time, or himself for looking like a local in the hat. Orton back bodydrops Storm from the ring as Christian walks down the ramp. He tells Storm to go stand around like always and he'll show him how to beat Orton.

Christian vs. Randy Orton

Christian gets in the ring and the bell sounds for another match. Christian drops Orton on the ropes, then shoulder blocks him onto the security barrier. Back in the ring 1-2-shoulder up.

Mounted punches by Christian, then clubs to the back. Boot choke by Christian, but Orton hits a back body drop. Clothesline by Orton, but Christian ducks another and looks for the backbreaker, but Orton punches out and hits a powerslam 1-2-kickout. Christian hits the backbreaker 1-2-shoulder up.

Orton guillotines Christian on the ropes, then goes up top. He leaps for the cross body, but Christian sidesteps and Orton nails the mat. Christian looks for the UnPrettier, but Orton blocks and neckbreakers Christian with his leg 1-2-3!

Orton picks up JR's hat and brings it over to JR as Storm and Christian yell at each other in the ring.

In the back, Bischoff tells Jeff Hardy to never ever put his nose in the GM's business. Booker T and Goldust got what they deserved, and now Jeff will get his when he takes on the Big Show. And he better perform well, because all he hears about is Mattitude, and he thinks he may have gotten the wrong Hardy.

Flair comes up as Jeff leaves and asks Bischoff whether RVD is actually going to get a match against Flair. Bischoff asks Flair about "ex-Smackdown talent" but Flair says he's working on it. Bischoff says he better keep working.

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Jeff Hardy vs. The Big Show

Jeff runs out to meet Show, but Show boots him down and tosses him into the ring. Jeff shoulder blocks an entering Show, but he just knees him back. Jeff hits a few dropkicks, but Show clotheslines him down. Chops by Show, then a toss and a headbutt.

Jeff tries to fight back, but Show scoop slams him down. Leg drop by Show, then a boot choke. Jeff runs at Show, but Show just tosses him away. Jawbreaker by Jeff, but Show tosses him over the top.

On the outside, Show chops Jeff across the barrier, then lays him against the ringpost, only to clothesline the steel. Show picks up a chair, but Jeff runs the rails and kicks Show over. Jacqui starts the ten count and around eight, Jeff Hardy crawls into the ring. At ten, Show just begins to stir, forcing Jacqui to ring the bell for a Jeff Hardy count-out win.

In the back, Booker finds Jericho and asks why he called him a loser. Jericho says that's all Booker seems to do. Jericho is the first Undisputed Champion, current IC Champion, and future World Champion. The way Booker sees it, the only thing Jericho will star in is the movie "I Just Got My Blonde Ass Whooped by the Five-Time WCW Champion Here in H-Town, Assclown."

The D-Bombs explode and BuhBuh comes down and immediately sets up a table in the corner of the ring. He lets us all know that this table is reserved, then sprays "HHH" on it. It may be tonight, or some night down the road, but some time, Triple H's ass is going through that table. Tonight, he will show himself as something more than just a great tag team wrestler. Tonight, he will do something he has wanted to do ever since Triple H got handed the World Title on a silver platter. Tonight isn't just about him, and it sure as hell is about more than just tables. It's about every one of the guys in the back who has been forced to "play the game" and for every fan who never hand anything handed to them. It's about working hard, breaking your back, and busting your ass for everything you have. It's about beating Triple H and actually earning the right to be called the World Heavyweight Champion.

WWE World Championship - BuhBuh Dudley vs. Triple H

The two men lock up and back into the corner, where Triple H knees BuhBuh. BuhBuh comes back with chops, then a back body drop and a clothesline that sends Triple H over the top. BuhBuh pulls Trips into the ring and Spears him down. Mounted punches by BuhBuh, but Trips pokes him in the eye and tosses him out of the ring.

On the outside, BuhBuh punches Trips, but The Game whips him into the stairs. Flair comes over and stomps away on BuhBuh, then tosses him back into the ring. Stomps by Trips, then a blatant choke 1-2-shoulder up. Boot choke by Trips, then a falling neckbreaker 1-2-shoulder up.

Trips locks in a sleeper, but BuhBuh gets to the ropes. Trips pulls him away, but BuhBuh back suplexes him down. Trips boots BuhBuh back, but BuhBuh hits an overhead belly-back suplex. Both men rise by the seven count, and exchange punches. BuhBuh fires punch after punch, then Samoan Drops Triple H.

Punches in the corner by BuhBuh, who goes second rope for the ten punch, but Trips atomic drops him down. DDT by BuhBuh 1-2-shoulder up. Knee-to-face by Trips, but BuhBuh hits a sidewalk slam 1-2-shoulder up.

Ric Flair goes up on the turnbuckles, but BuhBuh tosses him down. BuhBuh Bomb to Triple H, but Flair distracts the ref and keeps him from counting. Punches by BuhBuh, who then tells himself to get the tables.

He punches Flair off the apron, but turns right into Triple H. Trips looks for the Pedigree, but BuhBuh back body drops him. BuhBuh looks for a powerbomb, but Triple H back bodydrops him. Trips goes for the Pedigree and hits it this time 1-2-3!

In the back, Trish readies herself for her match, when Victoria attacks her and rams her into various staging blacks. Victoria smashes Trish's face into the floor and tells Trish that the Title is hers.

WWE Women's Championship - Victoria vs. Trish Stratus

Victoria goes out to meet Trish, but Trish takes her down to the floor. In the ring, Trish catapults Victoria into the corner and hits a clothesline 1-2-shoulder up.

Karate kicks by Trish, then an enziguri that takes Victoria out of the ring. Trish dives from the apron, but Victoria sidesteps and Trish nails the security barrier. In the ring, Victoria pins 1-2-shoulder up.

Kicks by Victoria, then a choke on the ropes. Trish leapfrogs Victoria and rolls her up 1-2-reversed by Victoria 1-2-shoulder up. Victoria scoop slams Trish and goes up for a moonsault, but Trish gets her knees up. Neckbreaker by Trish 1-2-shoulder up.

Elbows by Trish, then kicks in the corner. Back elbow by Victoria, but Trish hurricanranas her down 1-2-shoulder up. Trish kicks Victoria in the gut and sends her out of the ring.

On the outside, Victoria grabs a chair and nails Trish across the face with it. The ref calls for the DQ bell and then has to force Victoria from ringside.

In the back, Stacy finds Bischoff spinning the Raw Roulette Wheel. Stacy says that she is facing Trish in the Internet Babe of the Year contest, and Trish gets the attention because she's champ, and now Stacy needs attention. Eric says this new wheel will have stipulations attatched to each of its sections, and each match will be determined by the wheel. Imagine Stacy vs. Trish in a Kiss My Ass match or an HLA Match next week. Who knows.

In the back, Christian and Storm continue to argue. Regal can't believe they both lost to Randy Orton. Test calls them both losers.

In the back, Coach looks for Triple H but finds Flair and some ladies in his room. Trips gets out of the shower to answer some questions, but two ladies call on him from the shower. Coach asks if he has a preference about who he is to face at No Mercy. Chris Jericho comes in and says that he has something to discuss about the IC Title match tonight that might interest him.

In the back, Tommy Dreamer and RVD walk to the ring in preparation for their match against Regal and Test.