 MLB Schedule Difficulty | |
Being a San Diegan, and also seeing as how there is an anti-San Diego conspiracy in baseball and football, it did not shock me to see the difficulty ratings for all thirty teams in MLB this year:
1. Colorado Rockies
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3. San Diego Padres
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30. New York Yankees
HMMMM, random you say? Just a coincidence that they give the New York fucking Yankees the easiest schedule the year after they lost the World Seires? Just a coincidence that they give the third hardest schedule to my Pads just when they are about to make a playoff run?
I THINK NOT.
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"Surely, comrades, you do not wish to have Jones back?"
"and if I ain't got two balls and a middle finger to throw up I'm takin' off both shoes and stickin' each middle toe up (FUCK Y'ALL!)"
> That's why I ain't got no time...
I'm busy
> Yeah
Hah!
> Fuck these bitches
Fuck 'em all!
> Get money
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