Duffyboy

Ladies and Gentlemen here's some fictional writing from yours truly. This believe it or not after studying the careers and movesets of these two was written in about an hour or less. With the ECW fans upset over the new product and the TNA fans angered about who should be pushed I hope this fantasy may cheer you up a bit.

Its a special Extreme match between TNA VS ECW and its Sabu VS Christopher Daniels with a red hot crowd watching!

Extreme Championship Rules for the Extreme Division Belt.
Sabu (Champion) VS Christopher Daniels

Daniels races straight to the ring and confronts Sabu with fists which are matched by some furious right hands by the Homicidal maniac. Daniels then tries to hit a running lariat off the ropes but Sabu sidesteps it and ends up in the corner. Sabu whacks Daniels with chops to the back until Daniels fights out and flips over backwards hitting a reverse DDT off the ropes in the progress. Daniels attempts an early cover but only gets a two as “Let’s go Sabu/Daniels chants fill the arena.

Daniels heads to the outside and grabs a trashcan but it winds up in his face as Sabu jumps over the ropes and hits a kick to the head. Sabu then takes the trashcan lid from the outside and begins shouting “I’m hardcore”. The crowd agrees and chants “Fuck em up Sabu fuck em up” as he brutalizes Daniels with the can lid. He beats Daniels until he is seemingly helpless up against the ring post, however his attempt to waffle the Fallen Angel is futile as Daniels first ducks it and then hits a facebuster onto it as it falls out of Sabu’s hand. The ECW contingent on the south stand Boo loudly, but the TNA brigade are making their voices heard.

They get even louder as Daniels finds the energy to jump up, run along the guardrail and hit another DDT off the rail onto the trashcan lid. Daniels poses for the crowd. The main chant coming from them is a mix of “Fuck you Daniels and Fallen Angel”. What Daniels doesn’t see of course behind him is Sabu reaching underneath the ring for a trashcan. Whack! Daniels quickly staggers backwards and hits the floor.

5-10 Mins

With Daniels incapacitated, Sabu litters the ring with a few toys. Two steel chairs and the trashcan are now inside as Sabu throws Daniels back in. Sabu then picks him up to try and hit a powerbomb but Daniels punches hit way out of it and hits a back body drop onto the trashcan. Cover but only gets two. Daniels then kicks Sabu while he’s on the ground and insults him as he pounds away. The ECW big boys are not liking this and pelt Daniels with abuse. Daniels then goes up to the top rope hoping to hit the BME but Sabu holds up a chair which the fallen angel crashes into. Sabu attempts a cover but only ends up with two.

Sabu then decides to become a little more inventive and buries Daniels in the trash can. As Daniels staggers around blind Sabu throws chairs at him which cane off the can, and then with Daniels now on the floor Sabu his an Asai moonsault onto the can. Miraculously Daniels gets up after a long two. Sabu then decides its going to take at least a table to finish the job and brings one into the ring and sets it up against the turnbuckle. However this gives Daniels time to recover and as Sabu finishes the table set up he hits a somersault cutter onto one of the chairs left in the ring as his back is turned. Cover but only a two count.

Daniels then decides its time to have some fun with the artillery in the ring and sets up two chairs infront of each other then places another table from under the ring on top. Daniels picks up Sabu and hits a blue thunder bomb onto the pile and Sabu crashes through. Again Sabu has the power to get up after two. With the fallen angel now confused as what he has to do to beat him he sets up the Angels Wings but Sabu manages to power him back into the turnbuckle with the Table and both men go through. The crowd are having a blast and chant “This is awesome!” Sabu recovers first rolls Daniels into the centre to cover him but the fallen angel isn’t going down yet!

10-15 Mins

Sabu is now well cheesed off to say the least and the TNA fans are becoming increasingly more vocal in the North corner of the arena. Sabu wheels out another Table from the ring but its kicked back into his face by Daniels who then hits a crossbody splash over the ropes to the outside after Sabu drops the table. Daniels then decides to set up the table and attempts of all things an Arabian Press through the table but before he can leap off the guardrail Sabu low blows him. Sabu then rolls Daniels back into the ring and grabs himself a BARBED WIRE TABLE to play with! Mmmm!

With the Barbed wire table now set up underneath the turnbuckle Sabu and Daniels trade punches as both are beginning to get tired. Sabu gets the better of the exchange and then perches the fallen angel onto the turnbuckle and prepares to hit a crucifix powerbomb onto the barbed wire. However Daniels begins to punch his way out of it. Sabu then decides to climb on top of the turnbuckle and attempts to hit a DDT but instead Daniels flips over and lands on the outer turnbuckle. With Sabu now confused he turns round, only for Daniels to lock both his arms and hits a Fall From Grace through the table on the outside. The fans go absolutely mental. For reasons known only to God Sabu kicks out after this.

The two men recover and finally get back in the ring both looking absolutely exhausted. The Barbed wire table is now in the centre of the ring. Daniels attempts the Angels Wings on it but Sabu lands on his feet, counters with a low blow and grabs the nearest chair and slingshots off the ropes hitting a skullcrusher onto the barbed wire and the fallen angel bleeds like a bitch. Daniels still kicks out after two as Styles wonders what in the fuck the fallen angel is made of!

It gets even more nuts as Sabu now desperate to finish Daniels off tries to connect with a running chairshot, which after Sabu spins round after missing the chairshot is countered by a Blue Thunder Bomb onto the table and its now Sabu’s turn to bleed. But Sabu just wont die and kicks up at two! Eventually Daniels attempts another Fall From Grace but Sabu lands on his feet and piledrivers him onto the barb wire table. And to finally drive it home Sabu hits the Atomic Facebuster off the top rope to finally get the three count. The crowd gives a standing ovation and rightly so.

After the match

Sabu appears to have a change of heart and screams down the tunnel for medics to arrive and the Ambulance Crew arrives with the stretcher. Once Daniels is lifted onto the stretcher however, Sabu lets fly with an Arabian facebuster from the inside of the ring, smashing through Daniels limp body in the process. Holy Shit! Sabu finishes with his evil look at the camera as the fans chant “That was awesome!”