 Britney Refernce on Letterman (Funny!) | |
haha, i LOVE the Jessica Simpson soooooo much!!!!
Top Ten Messages on Britney Spears' Answering Machine
10. "This is the printing company -- your wedding announcements are ready"
9. "Hey it's Christina Aguilera, did you get married or did I?"
8. "It's the printing company again -- your annulment announcements are ready"
7. "Pete Rose here, couldn't you at least have beat the over/under?"
6. "So other than the embarrassing marriage and annulment, how was vegas?"
5. "Hey, it's Paris. You don't need to get married to get attention. Just videotape yourself having sex and release it on the internet."
4. "This is Kenny from high school. I have a couple of hours free on Thursday if you want to get married and divorced."
3. "Honey, it's Liza. Next time, instead of an annulment, hit him with a bottle."
2. "It's Jessica Simpson. Thanks for making me look like a genius."
1. "Rush Limbaugh here. I'd love to try whatever you were taking the other night." |