RAW Results October 13th:
Raw is live tonight from the Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Backstage, Terri talks to Ric Flair and Orton. Terri asks why no one has collected the bounty. Flair says cause the right person has shown up to collect the bounty today. Flair also says he torn his hamstring. They find Shawn Michaels, and Flair tells Shawn that he can still be the greatest, and how he didn't like Michaels being manhandled the last couple of weeks. He tells Shawn to be the great one he once was. He tells Shawn to blow the roof off the place. He tells him to be the "Heartbreak Kid". Flair offers Shawn more money to take out Goldberg, and we fade to the RAW credits.
JR and Lawler welcome us to RAW. JR and Lawler still harp on the Kane incident from last week...
We get cut off by Jericho and Christian in the ring. Jericho says that all this is Austin's fault to huge heat. Jericho says Christian and himself will not stop till Austin gets recalled. Stone Cold has gone stone cold crazy, and Jericho is livid. We get a clip from a house show, and Jericho says Test broke his foot in two places cause of a match Stone Cold booked against Shane. Christian is also upset over the fact the Kane and Test have to suffer because of Shane and Austin. Shane's music hits, and he makes his way to the ring. Shane grabs the mic and tells Christian and Jericho not to drag him into this Austin recalling thing. Shane says Test and Kane is a result of him... and calls them cry babies. La Resistance comes down minus Sylvan, and Conway trash talks Shane. Conway says Stone Cold is the problem... Jericho says they want to send Austin a message, and all four attack Shane. Jericho straps the walls on Shane... and the Dudleyz run down... and clear the ring. Buh Buh gets on the mic and tries to act cool, and comes off as cool as a parking lot puddle. The heels huddle, and Jericho says three of them against the four of them? No.
Backstage, someone tries to run over Goldberg...
We see Goldberg almost get run over again.
Intercontinental Championship - RVD vs Scott Steiner
RVD's music hits, and Mr. Monday Night heads to the ring. Steiner comes out next with Stacy. Steiner gets a chair and tells Stacy to hold it until he asks for it. Steiner trash talks RVD, and RVD taunts back, only to recieve a kick in the gut.
RVD is thrown into the turnbuckle, and chopped and then gets belly to bellied. Steiner gives him more chops, and punches, and delivers a clothesline. Steiner does pushups and goes after RVD with boots.
RVD fights back with a split legged moonsault. Punches to Steiner, and Steiner suplexes RVD again. Steiner asks for the chair and Stacy refuses to give it to him. RVD kicks Steiner, and gets him down. RVD boots Steiner some more, and gives him a kick from the top rope.
RVD nails a rolling thunder, and Steiner rolls outside. RVD kicks Steiner, and Steiner pulls him off the apron. The men roll around outside and Steiner tries to nail RVD with a chair. RVD throws Steiner a chair, and attempts to kick Steiner, but Steiner ducks and nails RVD with the chair.
The ref DQ's Steiner, and he chases Stacy into the ring. Steiner goes to drill Stacy with the chair, but Stone Cold's music hits, and he comes down and asks Steiner what he's doing.
Austin tells Steiner not to hit a woman, and if he wants to hit someone he should hit Austin. Steiner stands, as Austin begs Steiner to hit him. He now dares Steiner, and double dog dares him. Steiner gives Austin a right hand, and Austin falls to the mat and smiles.
Austin gets up and starts punching Steiner. Austin throws Steiner into the steel steps, as Stacy smiles in delight. Austin beats on Steiner, and throws Steiner back into the ring. Steiner uses Stacy as a shield and makes his escape. Steiner asks for beer, and gives one to Stacy, and Stacy rejects the beer. Austin gets another beer, and Stacy rejects it again. So Austin opens it for her. Stacy takes a sip and starts making gagging faces.
So Austin kicks Stacy in the gut and stuns her. Austin leaves as Stacy lays in the ring.
Maven vs Rico
Flair comes out and joins JR and Lawler at the announce booth.
Maven comes down, entrance and all. Rico comes down next with Miss Jackie. Rico starts with a kick and clubs to Maven. Rico hits an uppercut and tries to pin.
Maven is taken down in the corner again, and gets tangled in the rope. Miss Jackie slaps Maven, and Rico continues to work on Maven. Maven starts fighting back, and gets Rico down. Maven backbody drops Rico, and nails a spinning heel kick.
Maven goes up top and hits a face buster for the 1-2-3.
Flair runs down to the ring, he was faking the injury. He attacks Maven with his crutch and chokes Maven out.
Flair rips his shirt opens and leaves.
Rosie is shown in the back dressed as a reporter, he finds Lance Storm. He asks Storm for a photo for some paper and Storm, who is wearing a Hurricane shirt allows him. Before he can snap the picture, Hurricane shows up and tells Lance, "nice shirt." Lance leaves.
Hurricane tells Rosie that the local orphanage has a problem, the people put caffeine in the babies milk and they have gone crazy! Rosie says he is going to the locker room to change! Hurricane tells him that super heroes don't change in locker rooms. Rosie asks "then where do they change?" Hurricane points to a weirdly placed phone booth in the corner. Rosie is shown by himself struggling to get in the phone booth and when he does finally get in it's damn near impossible for him to change.
The Dudley's head to Shane's locker room and tell him that they have a match tonight against La Resistance, Y2J, and Christian. They then tell him that they get a partner of their choice and the match will be a tables match!
Goldberg shown in the back talking to some dude telling him to keep his eyes open. As he stands there, something drops from above nearly landing on Goldberg. Who did it? Who is going after Goldberg??
Twice tonight someone has tried to take out Goldberg and he is NOT happy.
Goldberg tells people that if they want to collect the bounty, to come and get it. The fans cheer as if they want to get it themselves!
"THEY THINK I'M CUTE, THEY THINK I'M SEXY"...it's HBK, is he responding to Goldberg's challenge?
Goldberg tells HBK that what they say about him is true. HBK leads the people to believe he is here for the money, but he tells Goldberg he only wants an explanation. More chatter about the spear last week..
The two are about to fight, but Tommy Dreamer attacks Goldberg with a Kendo stick. Goldberg spears him for his efforts and HBK picks up the stick... Flair to the ring who grabs a mic and tells HBK to do it, DO IT NOW!
HBK thinking about it, Mark Henry to the ramp, he says the money is his. Flair still going nuts asking HBK to do it! Bischoff comes out!
Bischoff makes a handicapped match for tonight: Goldberg and HBK vs. Orton, Henry, and Flair.
Dudleyz, Shane McMahon & Booker T vs La Resistance, Jericho and Christian
Jericho, Christian and La Resistance to the ring all together at 800 something pounds.
Dudley music, they come by themselves.. Shane to the ring by himself... who is their partner??
"CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA?????????"
Booker T is back!
He wastes no time as he starts against Y2J. He takes him down a few times, hits a spin kick and chops him in the corner many many times. Y2J counters a whip only to get clotheslined. Tag by Booker to Bubba. Bubba in control, nails Jericho with the punches and bionic elbow. Jericho tags Dupree, Bubba still in wild control, calls in D-Vo, tag made.
D-Von keeps control over Dupree as he hits him with a bulldog out of the corner, a shot by Jericho gives Dupree the upper hand. Conway tagged in (Sylvian is not part of the match)Conway in control, tags Christian who then tags Jericho... good team work by the heels. Jericho with a back body drop on D-Von. The heels continue to take turns on D-Von Dudley.
Jericho eventually tagged back in as he works on D-Von who finally turns things around with a huge shoulder tackel. Both men tag out!
Bubba all over La Resistance with back body drops and Samoan drops. Shane hits the ring and the heels try to leave. Shane attacks Christian and RVD from behind! It is now officially a mess all over the place. Shane ALL OVER Y2J. The heels get back in the corner and wish bone Shane, things are back in order. Shane clotheslined to the outside. The heels set up a table, a mosh pit of people outside the ring!
The teams recover as the show goes to a break..
When we get back, Shane is in the ring isolated getting beat upon. Shane gets a break, but he can't tag out. Shane gets beat on horrible for some 5 more minutes. Y2J with a sleep hold drop into a headlock on the floor. "Who's the king now?"
Shane FINALLY gets the upper hand with a wicked DDT. Booker T wants the tag and he gets it!
Booker T cleaning house, he hits a scissors kick on Y2J.
For some reason the ref doesn't keep any of the heels from coming to the ring? Christian with a cheap shot, Booker T back on top until a low blow which is legal. Bubba in the ring, he gives Christian a Bubba Bomb. Jericho nails Bubba with a trash can. D-Von nails Jericho with a curtain cal ltype move. Everyone going back and forth. Eventually, Dupree in the corner, Shane hits the Van Terminator with the trash can Booker T placed on Duprees face.
The Dudleys go mad, they call for the tables, they get wood and knock Christian out who tried a baseball slide! Table in the ring, Jericho with a French flag though teakes out D-Von and Bubba. Spike comes to the ring! He give Jericho the Dudley Dog. Dudley's set up a 3-D through a table but Conway saves the day but for his efforts, he gets a Book End Smack through the table!
Rosey is still in the damned phone booth!
Celebration continues in the ring as everyone is trying Spin-a-roonies. Coach comes out and says he has something more important to say. He shows a clip of Kane from last week. Shane grabs the mic from Coachman and says that the only thing that is brutal are coach's interviewing skills. Shane has the Dudley's and Booker T remove Coach from the ring. Shane interviews Kane who is still outcold in a hospital. Shane says he wants to settle this thing once and for all.
Shane goes crazy on the mic. Kane heart rate picks up tremendously and the doctors say he is going into cardiac arrest.
Shane tells him the only thing he heard when the limo hit the truck was Kane crying like a little bitch. This ignites Kane, who sits up (even though he is in cardiac arrest) and he grabs the doctors and punishes them badly. Somewhere down the line his monitor flatlines, but he is still going?!?
Trish Stratus, Lita, and Ivory vs. Victoria, Gail Kim, and Molly Holly
Steven Richards came to the ring as well and even though I thought he was in the match, he was not.
The women fight, it is fun!
Trish makes her way to the ring midway through the match and she goes buckwild with a Hurricanranna, and many awesome moves. Trish and girls in control until Trish goes for the Stratusfaction and Steven interferes, Victoria gets a two count on Trish. Steven knocks Lita into the padded rail, Trish rolls up Victoria in the ring for a 3 count.
Victoria and Steven beat on Trish in the ring but Y2J comes to the rescue for some weird reason and takes out both Victoria and Stevie! He picks up Trish and leaves.
Clips of Austin and Stacy earlier tonight, they get to the back where Austin runs into Y2J.
Y2J tells Austin he was just doing the right thing. He says he was treating the ladies with respect, something Austin cannot do. The blonde John guy who gave Austin a ticket awhile back asks Austin to look at a tape for him.
Austin agrees to look at it. The guy says little johhny made the tape, Austin asks who little Johhny is and the guy says: "umm I.. I gotta go."
Austin then runs into Terri who asks if he called security yet to help Goldberg. Austin responds by saying "hell no I'm not calling security, I'm going to the local bar. After all that happened tonight I need consume as much alcohol as possible. Austin then walks by Rosie who is still in the damn phone booth. Austin says "damn, forget the bar I need alcohol right now!"
Shoot to Evolution locker room. Henry shows and ensures that the money will be his. Orton compliments Mark on his attempts to take out Goldberg. Henry said it wasn't him...
Goldberg & HBK vs Randy Orton, Mark Henry & Ric Flair
Will we find out who WAS attacking Goldberg? Will someone collect the bounty in tonight's main event?
All men come to the ring and they are ready to get underway.
Orton and HBK to start, he gets HBK early with rights, HBK responds with a clothesline and he heads outside to work on Henry.HBK back in the ring with fire. Orton tags flair. Lock up. HBK chops Flair like bad and hits a back body drop.
HBK all over everyone. Flair does he famous drop and calls for Goldberg who gets a tag. Flair chops Goldberg to no avail. Punches to no avail, Goldberg responds with punches and a body drop. Both men tag out, HBK and Orton back at it. Orton in control with a dropkick, he stomps HBK. Henry tagged in. He body presses HBK into a slam. HBK groaning in pain.
HBK whipped hard into the corner. Henry in total control. Tags in Flair.
Flair with a right hand, HBK laid out. Flair whips HBK to the corner and chops him like wild. Both men run into each other and fall down hard. Both going for a tag, Henry tagged, Goldberg tagged!
Goldberg all over Mark Henry, Flair, and Orton, body press to Orton, scoop slam to Henry. HBK off the top with an elbow onto Henry. Sunset plancha by HBK over the top onto Orton and Flair. Goldberg spears Henry and then Jackhammers him for the win!
Suddenly HBK hits Goldberg with Sweet Chin Music.
Bischoff comes to the ring and says: "There's the Shawn Michael's we know!." HBK shakes his head implying that he isn't trying to take Goldberg out, only making it even. Bischoff books the two in a world title match next week against each other!
