Okay, this next one has to be THE STUPIDEST joke EVER. One of my "friends" seemed to think it was the funniest joke in the fuckin world, and when he told it to me and my best friend, we both sat there and stared at him for minutes after the joke waiting for the funny part. Anyways, if I screw it up, I'm sorry, but it can only make the joke better:
There were these three guys that shared a cab on the way home to save money. Two of them were gay. On the way home they decide to have a farting contest. So the first guy goes and lets out this nice little fluffy one. The second guy admits "That was a good one, but I can do better". So the second guy lets out a nice squeaker. The first guy admits defeat, and tries to outdo him. So he goes again and lets out a fluffy squeak. What a stinker. They go back and forth exchanging farts for a while before realizing that the straight guy hasn't gone yet. So they let him go, and he just lets out this big ripper of a fart, seriously, it would litterally blow your socks off. And the two gay guys look at each other and simultatneously yell "He's a virgin, GET HIM!"
How funny was(n't) that? |