its not called mutilated english, its called ebonics. (yes i know you know soren) nothing wrong with a little ebonics. i think its crafty. i mean who else can think of 'here' being 'hurr'. i love ebonics. anyway. so cancrojc. say 'whats crackin' for like 'whats up' use 'ho' instead of 'girl'. example: 'did u see that ho ova thurr?' also... when u meet a word that has 'er' in it. like 's
erious' or 'th
ere' u can take out the er and put 'urr' like 'HO ARE U SURRIOUS?'

*curtsys*