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Old 05-20-2003, 09:46 AM   #45
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In the back, Bischoff is still trying to work through his hangover, when Stone Cold bursts in with a megaphone, yelling in Bischoff's ear.






He then starts banging on trashcan lids, and then turns on the megaphone's siren. Finally he puts everything away and says that he has the real way to work of a hangover: female entertainment. It's going to lift Bischoff's spirits in more ways than one. Austin calls the girls in, and Moolah and Mae Young come in, groping Bischoff.





Bischoff yells at them to get their saggy, smelly asses out of his office.

In the back, Flair has put on one of his famous robes. Upon looking at himself in the mirror, he checks himself out and starts getting pumped.

La Resistance vs. Scott Steiner and Test

In the arena, La Resistance come out, followed by Test, Steiner and Stacy. Test and Steiner argue over who will start the match, so La Resistance attack them both.

Steiner takes Dupree outside and beats on him, while Grenier thrusts his shoulder into Test. Dupree whips Steiner hard into the stairs, and Stacy goes over to help him. Dupree comes in the ring, and they double on Test 1-2-shoulder up.

Dupree legally tags in and starts clubbing on Test's back. Tag back to Grenier. Test nails Dupree with a Big Boot, but Grenier pushes him into the ropes, where he runs into Scott Steiner. Grenier rolls him up off the rebound 1-2-3!










After the match, Steiner and Test yell at each other while Stacy looks on in horror. They begin shoving each other, forcing Stacy to get in between them. Test grabs Stacy by the hand and leads her out, but Steiner grabs her and pulls her away. They resort to a game of tug-a-war with Stacy. Each yells at Stacy, causing her to leave on her own.

In the back, Stone Cold walks up to his "Interrogation Room" makes sure no one is around outside, then enters and turns off the lights and closes the blinds.






The poll results are shown.





As we return, Stone Cold is in his dimly lit interrogation room, talking to someone who is not responding. The camera pans down to find Lance Storm under the light. Austin asks if it was Storm's car that hit Goldberg's limo. Storm doesn't answer.





Austin laughs, saying that he has ways of making Storm talk. He asks Storm for the last time if he was driving the car. Storm breaks and says that the accelerator was broke and he lost control but he tried to swerve out of the way.





Anyway, he's Canadian and they drive on the other side of the road. Austin says that they don't, so Storm is lying about something. Storm says that it wasn't his idea. Austin demands to know who's idea it was, but Storm won't say. Austin tells Storm to go get ready to face Goldberg.

In the back, Triple H is getting taped up, when Flair comes in. Flair says that six months ago, Triple H stopped him in the hall and asked where the Ric Flair he knew went. Triple H asked him to get back on his feet and earn the fan's respect again by being his partner. Tonight, he gets the chance to get their respect the hard way. He knows Triple H has a bad back and aching bones, but Flair wrestled a thousand matches like that because that's what a Champion does. Ric Flair doesn't lay down for anyone anymore anywhere, especially not Greenville, South Carolina. He is coming for Triple H and he's coming for the Title. WHOOO!
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