When I was little:
I stole when I was really really little.
I threw a chair at my teacher in Kindergarden.
I used to beat people up.
I told my little sister lots of lies and made her cry.
I also used to beat her up.
I beat up this old man after he stole my erasers, but he was my teacher and he wouldn't give them back. I was pissed.
etc.
Now (I was a lot worse when I was little):
I ran away.
I got in trouble with those things you call "the cops."
I make fun of this girl to her face because she's a bitch and I don't like her. I'm pretty mean about it too.
etc. (I don't feel like namin' them all) |