Titillating Tattle
[Spears] Looks like it was love on the rocks for Britney Spears during a recent Hell-Ay weekend. No Colin, no Justin (stay tuned to hear about his booty-shaking ways) and certainly no Fred.
Instead, the babelicious Brit hung with faithful beefy bouncer-bud Big Rob. And her twinkie.
No, I don't mean the sticky foam-rubber treat; I'm referring to her gal-pal--or decoy, rather, as that seems to be with whom she's hanging these days.
The swinging single sexpot spent a frisky Friday night at Hell-Ay's latest sip-'n'-be-seen spot, White Lotus. Cahuenga Boulevard.
[Hilton] But peeps in the jumpin' joint were seeing double when B.S. and her semi-identical twin headed to the ladies room with Big Rob in tow. (You never know whom you might brush against in the powder room; just ask Paris Hilton.)
The taut twosome looked pop-stah chic in low-cut jeans, ab-baring white mini-tops and baseball caps with two braids popping out. Yep. Brit and her femme friend were dressed exactly the same. Hair and hat included.
Do you think Brit called her B.F.F., aka Britney's Friend Forever, and planned their "let's dress alike" outing?
I can hear the conversation now.
B.S.: "Omigosh! It would be, like, so totally cool if we dressed like twins tonight!"
B.F.F.: "Oh. My. God. We so totally should!"
B.S.: "And then when, like, guys come up to us, we can, like, totally screw around with them, and I'll pretend to be you while you pretend to be me!"
Giggles ensue.
Of course, even though the above laughs may have occurred, the conversation is only imagined. Quite unlike the nipple piercings the gals got after supper--so blab nearby Strip-searchers.
Ouch! Is that what's known as an after-dinner dent?
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