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The news girl is here with the Smackdown report for:WWE Smackdown! Report (9/19/02) - Taped in Colorado Springs, Colorado--thats where Apolo lives..anyways for your reading pleasure:

* Torrie and Rey Mysterio vs. Nidia and Jamie Noble
Nidia slaps Torrie and Torrie retaliates by chopping at her. Torrie covers Nidia for 2. Torrie whips Nidia into the turnbuckle and runs towards her but Nidia turns it around. Rey and Noble are tagged in. Rey is whipped into the ropes then slammed on to the mat. Noble kicks at Rey's back. Rey bulldog's Noble and covers for 2. Rey chases Nidia out of the ring and Noble clotheslines him. Noble pulls him in the ring and covers but Torrie breaks up the count. Nidia gets in the ring. Nidia falls down in the corner and Torrie hits the bronco buster. Noble hops in the ring and tells Torrie to do it to him. Rey hits the bronco on him then hits the 619 on Noble. Torrie hits a dropkick on Nidia. Mysterio goes for the West Coast pop but Noble moves. Noble tries to counter but Mysterio flips him into a pin and picks up the three count.

* Backstage D-Von is being yelled at by Stephanie for losing Bautista. Heyman comes in and Stephanie asks what he wants. Heyman says he is worried about Brock Lesnar. He says he has hired off duty cops to protect Lesnar. Stephanie says that Sara went into false labor this morning and Undertaker went with her to the hospital. Heyman asks if that this means Taker won't be here tonight. Stephanie says he was at the hospital but Heyman can count on him being here tonight. Heyman looks frightened. He leaves the office and tells Lesnar that Taker is on his way.

* Stephanie walks out to the ring. She gets on the mic and talks about Bischoff last week. She says that he forgot that no one screws with a McMahon. She says she got even on Raw and she shows the footage of her attacking Bischoff with the aid of Billy and Chuck. She address the inter-promotional tag team challenge and the stipulation that went along with it. She agrees to the match and says she will discuss the stipulation in their satellite meeting later. She introduces Billy and Chuck as they come out to the ring. Billy tells Stephanie that they want to set the record straight, they want to take on Rosie and Jamal at Unforgiven but he is not sure after that if he wants to stay a tag team or pursue his singles career. Chuck asks if this means that Billy goes both ways. Everyone laughs at the gay joke. Billy says they cant wait for their match and if Bischoff doesn't...Kurt Angle comes out. He asks when Smackdown turned into Three's Company. Angle says that last week was the worst publicity stunt ever. He says that back in 1996 he got some publicity. Chuck asks what Angle thinks the people mean when they chant "You Suck!" Angle says he isn't gay. Angle says gay people love him and everyone loves him and he is adorable. Angle issues a challenge for one of them to face him in a match tonight to see which one of them sucks. Stephanie says that if Billy and Chuck are going to compete in a tag match. Angle says that it doesn't matter, they can pick a partner for him. Stephanie says that Angle will team with Benoit. Angle says that it doesn't matter after saying something that could be interpreted as "sexual." He leaves saying he will see them in the freaking ring.

* Brock Lesnar accompanied by Heyman vs. John Cena
Lesnar takes Cena down right away and pins for a 2 count. Lesnar clubs Cena in the back of the head with his forearm and knocks him to the ground. Lesnar gets punched by Cena twice but then Cena is suplexed over Lesnar's head. Lesnar stomps on Cena. Lesnar drop s his elbow on Cena's back. Lesnar hits a delayed vertical suplex on Cena, he covers for 2. Lesnar punches at Cena's back. Lesnar locks in a bear hug from behind Cena. Cena reaches for the ropes but can't make it. Lesnar pins for 2 and keeps the hold locked in. Cena reaches the rope and Lesnar breaks is for a moment only to lock it in again. Cena battles out of it only for Lesnar to back suplex him and lock in the hold again. Lesnar hits a back breaker on Cena. Lesnar looks around and Cena tries to battle back. Cena drop kicks Lesnar but Lesnar gets up. Lesnar blocks Cena's crucifix and counters with a F-5. Lesnar pins for the win.

* Backstage Eddie and Chavo Guerrero are getting ready for their match. Eddie is still complaining about getting the stink face last week. Eddie promises that after tonight Edge's face will never be the same.

* Eddie and Chavo Guerrero vs. Edge and Rikishi
Rikishi and Chavo start off the match. Chavo slaps Rikishi and Rikishi takes him down. Eddie gets in the ring. Edge is tagged in. Chavo is taken down by Edge. Edge delivers a back body drop to Chavo. Edge face plants Chavo and covers for a 2 count. Edge is flipped over the top rope by Chavo. Eddie swings at Edge with a chair. Eddie beats on Edge then rolls him back in the ring. Eddie is tagged in by Chavo. Eddie keeps punching at Edge. Chavo is tagged in. Chavo slams Edge's face in the turnbuckle. Eddie tagged in. He flips over the top rope on to Edge and covers immediately for a 2 count. Edge gets up and delivers a power slam to Eddie. Eddie gets on the second rope but Edge throws him off. Edge tags in Rikishi and Chavo is tagged in. Rikishi double clotheslines Eddie and Chavo. Eddie and Chavo try to double suplex Rikishi but cant and Rikishi finally double suplexes them. Eddie and Chavo land in opposite corners of the ring. Rikishi delivers a stink face to Chavo. Chavo whacks Rikishi in the head with a TV camera while Edge and Eddie go at it outside the ring. Chavo covers Rikishi for the win. After the match, Edge takes Chavo down with a spear but Eddie smacks Edge in the face with a chair.

* Stephanie McMahon-Eric Bischoff Satellite Call
Stephanie asks how Eric's "Bischoffs" are doing. Bischoff says he wonders what it like when the McMahon family sees Stephanie performing HLA. Stephanie says HLA is all about cheap sleazy thrills for him. Eric says he will give cheap thrills at Unforgiven when his team beats her team and she has to perform HLA. He says he can't wait. Stephanie says he will have to wait because she accepts the stipulations and Sunday he will be kissing her ass. She says if for some unseen reason Billy and Chuck lose and she has to perform HLA, she just might like it.