I know... how bout something like
"John is now 26 and is now happily married to his 25 year old wife, Nancy, who both are employed as Janitors at the McDonalds across the street from their house. Their 14 year old son Jake has just been hired as a burger flipper, and is currently making more money than both mommy and daddy put together. Jake is making minimum wage now,and he is supporting his four younger sisters, and two older brothers who were all expelled from a record of 18 schools all in a short 2 days John's first 12 wives all committed suicide, and his 13th wife died of ghonnorea" |