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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary."
--- Mark Twain
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The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way."
---Bertrand Russell
I think of the damn implant rumor with this quote. Fit it pretty well to me.
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Opportunities multiply as they are seized."
----Sun Tzu
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We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction."
----General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
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Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be truth."
---Sir Author Conan Doyle; Sherlock Holmes
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig."
---Alfred Hitchcock
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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
----Mark Twain
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What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself."
Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
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The obstacle is the path."
--Zen Proverb
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. "
---- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
I like this one 
Xander: "
We're right behind you, only further back. "
---The Witch , Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire."
--Jean de La Fontaine
This one reminded me of Britney as well, in how everybody was waiting and wanting her fail so they could shove it in her face 
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Conform and be dull."
----James Frank Dobie