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Victoria: I never know what to wear.
Mel C: It must be really hard for you Victoria. Trying to decide whether to wear the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or the little Gucci dress.
Victoria: Exactly.
Emma: Why don't you wear the little Gucci dress?
Victoria: That's a great idea. Thanks Emma.

Mel B: Alright. I'll move that fragent horse right there. Sort that out.
Geri: You can't do that.
Mel B: Why not?
Geri: Because it's been in the rules for thousands of years.
Mel B: Well, I'm gonna break the rules and set the fragrent horse free and move all these little squares.
Geri: I'm gonna slap you in a minute.