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Originally posted by Stratusfaction725
I haven't posted much lately. So I'll post a lot now.
What do you think about the Osbournes TV show?
It's the funniest fucking show on TV. Here are some of my favorite quotes.
Episode 1:
Sharon: It's a fucking swimimming pool. I'm gonna drown the fucker in it.
Ozzy: But you have to know where I'm coming from. I mlove you all. I love you more then life itself. But, your all fucking mad.
Jack: You are blond.
Housekeeper: Fuck off.
Jack: Get a real job.
Kelly: The less sheleves I have. The less shit I'll have on them. Therefore the less shit I'll have.
Episode 2:
Ozzy: Who pissed on my fucking couch? That bastard.
Sharon: He shit fucking aliens.
Episode 3:
Ozzy: I thought she was gonna come home with a fuckingezgel on her ass. |
Those are some definite funny ass quotes. I love that show, I thought it would be stupid - hell, if I wasn't any more wrong I'd be right!