Fiction828

I haven't posted much lately. So I'll post a lot now.

What do you think about the Osbournes TV show?

It's the funniest fucking show on TV. Here are some of my favorite quotes.

Episode 1:
Sharon: It's a fucking swimimming pool. I'm gonna drown the fucker in it.

Ozzy: But you have to know where I'm coming from. I mlove you all. I love you more then life itself. But, your all fucking mad.

Jack: You are blond.
Housekeeper: Fuck off.
Jack: Get a real job.

Kelly: The less sheleves I have. The less shit I'll have on them. Therefore the less shit I'll have.

Episode 2:

Ozzy: Who pissed on my fucking couch? That bastard.

Sharon: He shit fucking aliens.

Episode 3:

Ozzy: I thought she was gonna come home with a fuckingezgel on her ass.