Thread: The Beckhams
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Old 07-12-2006, 12:22 AM   #1
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Eek! The Beckhams

Found this on another forum...

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David Beckham decides to go horse riding, although he has no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command as the horse gallops along at a steady pace

Victoria watches admiringly.

After a while David becomes a little too casual and begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics, grabs the horse round its neck and calls
for it to stop.

Victoria screams and shouts for someone to help.
David slips completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground because he is still clutching the horse's neck.

David decides his best chance is to leap away but a foot becomes entangled in the stirrup.

David's head is now banging along the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness, Victoria is frantic and screaming!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.



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