hahahaha 13 days ago my friend told me she got engaged I called her and said "Im dropping out of the University, send me the wedding card by mail"
Then I told my BEST Friend that im having an operation that has something to do with chest pains (heart maybe)

she fell for it... and was almost in tears when she went down the SMS she read "BECAUSE MY HEART IS TOO SMALL TO HANDLE THE LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU

"
hahhahaha