I took the stupid driver's Ed class last year during second semester. The teacher didn't teach, he just showed us videos and gave us tests.
Then I went to take the test. I missed 6. I was allowed to miss 8, so I passed.
Six months later...
Behind the wheel test. Dumb redhead bitch gave me 9 errors. Little pussy errors too. "Traffic check", "Unnecessary stop" (it's called making the stops of other idiots for them since most people learn how to drive at the zoo), etc. I was allowed to miss 15. Passed.
Got my physical driver's license on Tuesday. Heh. It has a lot of restrictions on it though. Oh well.
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"and if I ain't got two balls and a middle finger to throw up I'm takin' off both shoes and stickin' each middle toe up (FUCK Y'ALL!)"
> That's why I ain't got no time...
I'm busy
> Yeah
Hah!
> Fuck these bitches
Fuck 'em all!
> Get money
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