Duffyboy's review of the NYR.
Edge VS Flair
Exactly the finish I predicted. Edge nailed Flair and got DQ'd. Better still he beat the fuck out of the geriatric bastard and left him lying. Bye bye Flair. Welcome to no-credibility-ville! Population: You.
Trish VS Mickie James
Trish won as expected and both ladies went full on for a win. Although even after the match Mickie was still on Trish's side, without either of them turning heel. They'll probably adress this situation at the Rumble.
Lawler vs Helms
Complete and utter shite. Lawler sent Helms on his way back to jobbing on heat.
HHH vs Big Show
How do you stop a man with the worlds most powerfull cast? Why, rip it off him and pedigree the fucker duh! Case closed!
Bra & Panties Gauntlet
Maria went over Candice and Torrie. Victoria went over Maria. Mae young interfered and eventually Assley (quote Carlito) got the victory. Weird stuff.
Shelton VS Viscera
If I wanted to watch Big Mommas House I would go to the cinema. Shelton won after interference from a woman more annoying than that bitch Sharmell.
Elimination Chamber
Once Michaels and Angle went I knew how this would finish. As Cena rolled up Carlito for the win I cried in absolute agony. That agony.....
Money In The Bank
TURNED TO SHEER ECSTACY after Edge pinned Cena to win the WWE title! No more spinny belt! No more F-U. And no more shit champ!
HAIL CANADA! |