GQ Article:
"Picks up after himself? "Sometimes. You know how it is. Guys don't really pick up after themselves."
Picks up after the dog? "Uh... Oh man. If I see it first... But Bit Bit is
good now. If she was big enough, she'd probably jump up on the toilet and take a shit in there."
Excels at some household task? "Pressing the TV buttons. Yeah, dude. That's like the number one thing."
Sits through Sex and the City without complaint? "She'll watch the reruns even after she's seen the damn thing a hundred times. And I can't watch that. I'll sit there with her, but I ain't paying attention."
Relinquishes control of the car stereo? "That'd be one of them where the fights come in from time to time. I can't listen to Hilary Duff and Kelly Clarkson all the time."
Performs thoughtful gestures, such as buying flowers? "Oh yeah. I'll call up the fucking florist before I get a hotel room for us and have them stock it with flowers and a card saying something. You've got to keep it interesting, man."
Takes an active role in home improvement? "I designed our backyard. We've got a pool, a grotto, a barbecue area. But the key piece is the shark tank. It's probably like 600 gallons. A flat-screen TV comes up in front of it. It's like a tropical paradise back here, man!"
Willing to hold his wife's purse? "Oh yeah, I'll hold her purse. It's one of those things, you know? I've bought the Tampax, the baby diapers, I've been through all of that already."
Always closes the bathroom door? Not always. "The comfort level around here? It's family, man. It's like what you do with your brother or your sister or, you know, your moms or pops. I mean, you never cared when you were a kid." 
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Amusing article to say the least. Oh, and I love my mom and dad, but I don't take a shit with the bathroom door open when they're around. That's just...weird. And before anyone acts like an ass, I don't shit with the bathroom door open anyway.
