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200

1 Gretchen Wilson, All Jacked Up
2 Sheryl Crow, Wildflower
3 Three 6 Mafia, Most Known Unknown
4 Toni Braxton, Libra
5 Kanye West, Late Registration
6 Lil' Kim, The Naked Truth
7 Sean Paul, The Trinity
8 Disturbed, Ten Thousand Fists
9 Bon Jovi, Have A Nice Day
10 The Black Eyed Peas, Monkey Business
11 Neil Young, Prairie Wind
12 Barbra Streisand, Guilty Pleasures
13 Mariah Carey, The Emancipation Of Mimi
14 Kelly Clarkson, Breakaway
15 Young Jeezy, Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 101
16 Green Day, American Idiot
17 Paul Wall, The Peoples Champ
18 him, Dark Light
19 Various Artists, So Amazing: An All-Star Tribute To Luther Vandross
20 Various Artists, Now 19

Country's new "it" girl, the redneck woman herself debuts in the top spot, much to no surprise by anyone. Sheryl Crow's "downbeat", yes you heard me "downbeat" new album debuts at a very strong #2. Lil Kim debuts at #6, not so high for her status. Could be due to her current residential state inside a prison cell. Funny, I thought people liked jailbird artists, they sure like 50 Cent. Then again, he is such a poser and today's people like artists like that. And Sean Paul 's new one burns all right, it debuted at #7.

100

1 Gold Digger, Kanye West Featuring Jamie Foxx
2 Shake It Off, Mariah Carey
3 Photograph, Nickelback
4 Like You, Bow Wow Featuring Ciara
5 My Humps, The Black Eyed Peas
6 Wake Me Up When September Ends, Green Day
7 Play, David Banner
8 Soul Survivor, Young Jeezy Featuring Akon
9 We Belong Together, Mariah Carey
10 Sugar, We're Goin' Down, Fall Out Boy
11 Run It!, Chris Brown
12 Beverly Hills, Weezer
13 You And Me, Lifehouse
14 Because Of You, Kelly Clarkson
15 Your Body, Pretty Ricky
16 Don't Cha, The Pussycat Dolls Featuring Busta Rhymes
17 Lose Control, Missy Elliott Featuring Ciara & Fat Man Scoop
18 We Be Burnin', Sean Paul
19 Feel Good Inc, Gorillaz
20 Outta Control (Remix), 50 Cent Feat. Mobb Deep

Nothing extraordinary happened. Kanye still rocks at #1. Nickleback's back to plague the radio waves with over-playings of their songs again. Time to fetch my earplugs...

DVD

1 The Longest Yard (Widescreen)
2 The Longest Yard (Full Screen)
3 The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl - In 3-D
4 Desperate Housewives: The Complete First Season
5 Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus
6 The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (Widescreen)
7 Lost: The Complete First Season
8 No Direction Home: Bob Dylan
9 The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (Full Screen)
10 Toy Story (10th Anniversary Edition)

Adam Sandler and Chris Rock's prison remake hits #1. From the creators of the horrible Spy Kids movies comes another horrible movie at #3. But wait, it's in 3D! So now you can puke on the characters themselves! Desperate Housewives fans racked up the box set, although not as much as us boisterous Lost fans who made it debut at #2 in it's first week. TAKE THAT MARCIA CROSS AND YOUR SEXY RED HAIR! And fueled by those great deals on buying Lost and DH, Lost remains at #7. "Woo-hoo!"