MoonBerry

Got this fwd, thought I'd share it lol

You gotta love this guy. This is a true story
about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in thelocal newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man
and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F---you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has
balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a Master Card "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.....................................$32,00 0.

Wedding photographs commemorating the affair............................................ .................$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.............................................. ......$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8 x 10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Master Card.