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What Is Paris Hilton Famous For Again? - By Cara Saint

I read Eric Schomburg’s column about Paris Hilton being stupid. I have to say that I am so glad that someone out there is telling it like it is about Paris Hilton. I would watch television shows and it seems like America is obsessed with people being stupid. It seems that people don’t read books anymore, it’s easier to wait and watch the movie. It’s also sad that the only role models children have is people like Paris Hilton.

Paris’s book was mostly pictures and useless information on her family, fashion, etc. I watched the Simple Life once, and it wasn’t really once. It was more like once for a minute. I changed the channel because it was stupid. Funny it’s a reality show, because it proves her stupidity.

I remember looking in a book store and her stupid dog has a book out on the market. The problem? Tinkerbell is a dog. How is a dog writing a book? More stupid antics by Paris, obviously.

I can’t believe that we live in a country where Paris Hilton is known as a role model. I wish that Paris would get a real job instead of walking down a walkway with very little clothes on. Every time I turn on the tv, journalists are accepting how dumb Paris Hilton is as if it wasn’t her fault. It is her fault. Her sister Nicky is just as stupid. Do they have real jobs? No, in fact, they get paid to show up for parties. Wow, where do I sign up for that?

I was glad to read that someone, especially a guy, said that Paris was ugly, because I can’t believe that people praise her for being an anorexic slut. She’s done porn, and yet she is known as a role model to little girls. She shows up half naked to premiers, yet she is known as a role model. She is an idiot with no common sense and no educational value, yet she’s a role model.

God, save America from Paris.

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