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Originally posted by Kizzie
Being fed by a tube? Somehow I feel a feud coming on about how he shouldnt be kept alive artificially  Poor guy, he's been through so much! |
They won't keep him as a vegetable because the Church needs a leader they can trot out on occasion.
Anyway, the Vatican denies that the Pope is dead; he is just mostly dead.
It just occured to me, what if this was an elaborate April Fool's joke? It certainly would be the most elaborate one ever.