10-03-2004, 03:44 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: México
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i dont think this girl is stupid.. she looked stupid in Simple Life 1 and 2 cuz.. that show was like half reality and half fake..
i love u paris! Quote: Originally posted by Matuk
1 BE BORN INTO THE RIGHT FAMILY. Choose your chromosomes wisely.
2 HAVE A GREAT NAME. you can't have a normal name, unless you're British. All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.
5 DEVELOP A WAY OF ENTERING A ROOM THAT LOOKS ROYAL AND REGAL BUT NOT SNOBBY. Always know your best angle -- for your body and your face -- and work it. Study your own pictures and you'll figure it out.
7 ALWAYS TELL EVERYONE WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR. Then do what you want. That way, no one ever gets mad at you. They get very confused, then blame it on themselves. If anyone confronts you, smile sweetly and act coyly. Particularly with guys. And bosses. Try not to have bosses if you can avoid them. Or have your manager deal with them.
10 DON'T WEAR A DRESS THAT'S IN ALL THE MAGAZINES. That's for girls with no imagination who just buy what magazines tell them to buy. Look for the cool, unusual dress that no one else has the nerve to wear. Dare to be different. Dare to wear colors and prints.
14 IF ALL ELSE FAILS, ACT BORED. Not boring. There's a huge difference.
17 ALWAYS HAVE A TAN. It looks like you've been in an exotic (i.e., expensive) place. It can never look fake, even if it is. Get the spray-on tan, so it doesn't get all over your clothes.
18 CHANGE YOUR HAIRSTYLE ALL THE TIME. Everyone expects you to have the same hairstyle in every photo, and only dull people do that. Tell everyone you're wearing hair extensions even if you aren't, because they don't expect you to tell them.
19 NEVER DRINK DIET SODA. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or Vitamin Water. Hate champagne, because that's what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired. You never have a hangover. And you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they're clever but are really acting stupid.
21 NEVER BE PREDICTABLE. Always surprise people. That way, they will never get tired of you.
23 LAST BUT NOT LEAST: MAKE FUN OF YOURSELF. NEVER TAKE YOURSELF, OR RULES, TOO SERIOUSLY (see all above rules). | Couldnt be more agree... except with the dress thing LOL it can be clothes not necesary dress
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Last edited by charly : 10-03-2004 at 04:03 AM.
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