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Old 07-15-2004, 05:34 AM   #4
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Any pinhead can go ahead and write a bible translation. But at the end of the day, it isn't worth shit to begin with.

I found the following quite amusing though:

Quote:
Matthew 26:69-70

Authorized version: "Now Peter sat without in the palace: and a damsel came unto him, saying, 'Thou also wast with Jesus of Galilee.' But he denied before them all, saying, I know not what thou sayest."

New: "Meanwhile Rocky was still sitting in the courtyard. A woman came up to him and said: 'Haven't I seen you with Jesus, the hero from Galilee?" Rocky shook his head and said: 'I don't know what the hell you're talking about!'"
That's modern society for ya!
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