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Originally posted by *Amy*
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
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I just want to answer those in a strange way
1. So did the kids
and some were male
2.What hapends if its a Female boss?
3. Corection, they only stop for the good looking you
4. No you look like a dog trying to get up that big tree
5. Lets skip that. ( doesnt know what it is so. )
6. No you have to pass strange laughter and talk behind ur friends
7.No one has to know because its so easy to see
8. Well if it was a male you congratulated you would
and we like girls more. hay its flirting baby
..
9.Nor does Christian's
10. No you dont. You always ask us if its ok to have this and if we say no you go change it it takes houre's before you deside
11. Whatever
12. sure sure
13. and we wont regret picturing britney spears or other celebs naked
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14. Mmmm chocolate
hehe
15. That goes for females too
The answers where not to be start of a fight. just to have som fun.
